Rebuilding
By Hondo Sentans
After the war, much of The Melon was destroyed, Cyprus, South France, and Turkish Cities were all wrecked and destroyed, that is why we are going to use 40,000 prisoners to rebuild the cities, we are also going to use 250 Billion USD to rebuild The Melon, luckily for The Melon, the radiation that was used on Cypriot Cities only had a half-life of 6 months, so it will go away soon. We expect that The Melon will be completely rebuilt by 2095-2096. Next Article!
Workers sent to Iberia
By Henrose Biff
The Nation of Iberia is wrecked, with a ton of cities destroyed. It was a wasteland, and the Iberian army was also destroyed. So The Melon have sent 30,000 Melonese Workers to repair the destroyed nation of Iberia. We hope that us repairing Iberia will increase our relations with Iberia. We have set up many sanctuaries and hospitals for The People of Iberia, we have also helped evacuate the people of Madrid and other cities that were nuked, we sent a lot of aid to Iberia also. By 2098 Iberia will be completely repaired, next article!
Military Statistics
By General Bly of the 17th Legion
I saw Meg's bulletin Recently, so I decided to copy his, but for us. The chart will show the military before the war, troops recruited during the war, and troops lost during the war. Now let's see the chart! (Black equals military before the war, red equals how much we lost, green equals how much we recruited)
Ground Forces:
Soldiers: 5.7 million + 3 million - 5.9 million
Tanks: 21,000 + 3,000 - 7,800
Aircraft: 4,500 + 6,000 - 8,000
Navel Forces: 230 + 46 - 76
As you can see I am not being specific about units, so in Navel Forces that means Warships, Battleships, Subs/U-Boats, and that one fishing boat that is equipped with a machine gun.
Due to the lower amount of troops we have begun a conscription of 4 million soldiers, this will take long, and will be complete by 2092. Please don't cancel me!
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You have too many soldiers and I guess aircraft.
Overall, great bulletin
Didn't know the war was over. Last time I checked you killed half a million people, sent 300.000 more to die and then both sides just didn't do much.
I'll be taking Cyprus then.
@Medditerranean Confederation, You ain't getting Cyprus, You have not posted a war bulletin since my bulletin, I own Cyprus, You don't. Also My 300,000 people will not die, the radiation in the nukes has a very short half-life. So far your troops are getting pushed back very far, so if you want Cyprus, come and get it.
I pulled out of Cyprus because of the Radiation you smol child. Your soldiers went into incredibly irradiated fields directly after the nukes fell. They are absolutely fucked.
My Guy, I would like to tell you again that my Soldiers are heavily equipped for Radiation, plus the radiation that I used had a very short half-life.
The cleanup of Chernobyl was also heavily equipped for radiation. Don't see many of them around nowadays.
Also, how the fuck did you get 300k troops on Cyprus in the literal same day as you dropped the Nukes anyways? This is why you are unrealistic. Not to mention that there is no way you could have 5 million soldiers after being stripped of literally half your country.
I NEVER SAID I GOT 300,000 TROOPS ON CYPRUS ON THE SAME DAY I NUKED IT, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I CAN LAND TROOPS ON CYPRUS IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS!!!
ALSO, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MASS CONSCRIPTION, AND I ONLY LOST IBERIA AND AFRICA, AKA 1/3 OF MY COUNTRY.
So in other words, you fucked over your entire production to fight 9000 lads on an Island. Alright then.
Also, yes you did.
I bulletin can be the span of more then 1 day
Also you could have told me that you had only 9,000 lads on Cyprus
I had 50k. You killed 41k with your nukes.