Date Released:
August 22nd, 2089
/July, 3rd, 2023
&
December 30, 2089
/July, 11th, 2023
Format: Parliamentary Press Passage Post Format - 103, (4PF - 103).
Eksapresave map; List of estimation of project completions; T'seulia's construction starts earlier than expected, IOIA's building a supercomputer, Communications Company Velvetext creates the all new Velvetext An Cholia, Commonwealth Basis Plan, new organization bent on preventing annihilation, funded and partially-owned by the government, called the Janguresian War Prevention & Defensive Organization, or (JWPDO), new football team is created, new localization standards, and the Federal Parliament has officially called 2 cities 2 new capitals.
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Mr. Yulagga-Mahki Suzkamoja, JTAL-194 News Reporter:
Ello, Ello, Ello, Orbis! So, you're probably wondering what's happening in Jangurupureri, eh? Well, I'll tell ya!
We'll be discussing loads of things today, so put on your seatbelt, and venture through the jungle of palabras, and all kinds of other things.
Now, let's get onto the news, shall we?
Chapter 1: The Expressway.
This project has been in the planning stage for quite some time now, and considering how the nation seems to be more disconnected physically, it’s also made the idea of an Trans-Janguresian expressway way more difficult; however, with this map, we can confirm where the expressway will be made, paved, and designed. The Eksapresave will go through some “troublesome” territory. With this, it would be harder to be able to transport things from the mainland to Himachal. Yunnan’s Eksapresave won’t be directly linked to the Trans-Janguresian Expressway system, as Yunnan is way too far away from the mainland, and it’s already large enough to have it’s own expressway system.
Eksapresave construction will happen if the PREI will permit for the construction of Eksapresave roads in the Uttarkhand. For now; however, plans are halted.
Chapter 2: Projects.
This segment lists all the current projects that have been covered on JTAL, and all member channels, the name of these projects.the time it will take to complete them, as stated by the Janguresian Orbian Research Federation, (JORF).
- TB-E120 - Completed (2088-Early 2090).
- T’seulia Citystate Construction - 2089-2095
- Kalipo. Koko international airport - 2089-2097
- Commonwealth Creation - 2089-2090
- Ganga Bamdha Dam - 2089-2095
- IOIA Supercomputer - 2090-2107.
- JWPDO Anti-Nuclear Barriage Systems (ANBS) Mechanism Schematics Construction - 2090-2120.
- Eksapresave/Trans-Janguresian Expressway - 2092-2115.
Chapter 3: Early Bird Gets The Worm
Earlier this afternoon, the Janguresian Construction Companies were given the all-clear to start the construction of this megaproject. Why? Wasn’t the project supposed to begin in 2090? Yes; however, it actually turned out that the planning took way less time then what they originally thought it would take, and as a result, these construction corporations were waiting to use their equipment, as they had figured that everything was as prepared as it could possibly be. They were right, and now siaurganalsas have reported back that construction has begun on the islands as they were passing by in and out of the Bay of Bengal. Everyone who lives on the island will be placed in their very own trailer until construction on their houses is done, since there are some citizens that wanted construction done on their houses. The first thing that the construction companies will do is something to strengthen the alluvial soil, so it’ll be able to stay put, and they plan on doing this by creating pile and pad foundations, which will allow the companies to build larger structures on the T’seulian Isles.
Here’s some of the work they’ve already started doing:
Chapter 4: Yia Gantorralia
The beast has awaken? Janguresian Megacorporation IOIA has decided to move to the general electronic industry, attempting to rival the tech giant, SBCON, after staying dormant for so long. Their biggest attempt at doing so has been this very project. The IOIA, or International Orbian Internet Archive, was originally a service bent on archiving news bulletins, posts, and all kinds of other things, such as data; however, after another company, SBCON, provided better opportunities with the same services, the IOIA is attempting to reclaim it’s number one spot as the Janguresian data top dog, as about ⅓ of it’s entire user-base has been claimed by SBCON. As a result, it’s thought of creating a new computing device called the Yio Gantorralio or the Grand Calculation Device, as it intends on calculating so much data, it would be able to supposedly transfer up to 20 gibibytes in less than 30 seconds, which would be a technologic achievement to Janguresian Information Processing, and really change things for the company; however, not only would this cost much, but it would also take a long time to develop. You would have to pay roughly 44 billion for this computer, so I don’t quite think the average person could really get this kind of device. This device is more targeted towards the rich, to gain investments to start rivaling the new bigshot, SBCON. We’ll see how well they do with their device.
Chapter 5: An Cholia
National communications service, Velvetext, has released their first ever Janguresian phone. The Velvetext An Cholia bears a tri-cam, capable of taking higher quality pictures, as well as a stand, which bears the Velvetext logo. It’s built into the phone so anytime you need to put the phone down, you’re still able to have it stand up. You’re also able to plug HDMI into the phone. Velvetext took inspiration from the iPhone, as well as Xiaomi & Realme smartphones, to create this phone. The name, An Cholia, means Silver Dragon, in Lazaygano, as it offers features like no other phone, including about 1 terabyte worth of data, a pressable home button for those who are blind, as well as a voiceover and subtitle opinion to allow for the disabled to have better access towards the phone’s abilities, anti-virus & counter-hacking systems to protect your phone from cyberattacks, emergency systems, and even battery-capsules, where you plug them into the bottom of the phone, and charge the phone over long periods of time. When they drain out, simply put them in the back of the phone’s compartment, and allow for the small solar panels to regenerate the power for your phone. Easy as that!
Price starts at 800 USD, or at 2,400 Y1$, for all you Janguresians out there!
Chapter 6: Defensive Maneuvers.
The Miltarial Board Of National Defense (MBND) has recognized the idea that nuclear annihilation is now possible. Since Jangurupureri’s population has risen twice-fold, thanks to the Commonwealth of the Yunnan Territories, it has been recorded that more of Jangurupureri’s populous is starting to live together more often, condensing more of the populous in a smaller area. This has concerned the MBND since Jangurupureri has limited defense against a nuclear arsenal, and cannot build itself a nuclear arsenal to combat the problem, and because she legally cannot gain a nuclear arsenal, she must make a system that’ll be able to diffuse nuclear artillery before it ever hits the ground. As such, this is why the MBND, paired with the IOIA, are creating the National Nuclear Artiliary Mid Air Diffusion System, or NNAMADS. This system is planned to be used to combat the potentiality of nuclear payload on Janguresian soil, so millions don’t get instantly annihilated in the mist of nuclear warfare from an enemy entity. The program will cost 3 morbillion Yariliajn, or 1 morbillion USD, and will take about 1-2 decades to construct.
Chapter 7: Ai, Htaeral! (Go, Football!)
American Football, or Amerikosan Htaeral for all you Lazayas-speaking folks out there, is a sport that isn’t practiced in Jangurupureri, but people have heard immensely about thanks to the 2088 Orbis Olympics, and thanks to the Orbis Olympics Broadcasting Channel. Because of the small particular interest in continuing to practice a bit of a sports culture, the J.O.M.P organization has created a football team, as they’ve joined IFAPO, an international football organization.
As such, this has put the Janguresian sports scene in a very interesting scenario, where mostly 1 organization unites the entirety of every single sport team in Jangurupureri, while also going against each other, but it does allow for the J.O.M.P organization to train the teams under the organization’s belt to be prepared for any other upcoming Olympics or international sports event.
Formation: 4-3-3
GK: #1 Caton Helban
CB: #4 Esandi Califan
CB: #5 Halté Corédan(Captain)
CB: #22 Milan Rakastiko
LM: #7 Kien Majenko
CDM: #13 Rikako Zamora
CAM: #10 Mairatana Canameros
CDM: #20 Mazilsa Viangeso
RM: #17 Kalin Bahjan
ST: #11 Gaiyo Sukanhen
ST: #9 Malcorrea Wakiso.
Coach: Tohega Klassehgga.
Chapter 9: Localization
The Janguresian Government has decided to pass a law to allow for foreign countries to recognize Jangurupureri in their respective native languages, if they wish to do so, so here is the list of those who’ve decided to recognize Jangurupureri using a different name:
- Johore Darul Takzim - Jangupura
- People’s Republic of East India/Chittagong State - Nepal
Chapter 8: South Africa all over again.
This year, 2 new capitals have been added to the United Monarchist Republics, one up north, and one east. These two cities are also the largest cities, and will each contain the 5 branches of government. If you’ve read the Janguresian wiki, you would know that these two are St. Kalipo’ Koko & Kumning. The reason for this is because recently, St. Itihas Vol Kowida has been majorly been influenced by these two cities
Because of these influences, it’s been decided to incorporate them as capitals, especially considering their strategic placements across the country.
This means that Jangurupureri no longer has one official capital, but 3.
Biggest bulletin I've made yet.
