The glorious leader has announced a new climate change initiative to help protect the planet from ever increasing temperatures. we here at the Aladeen news company(LLC) managed to secure an exclusive leader at their personal hot tub.
"So I noticed that things were heating up around here. I figured the AC was out or there was some hidden drama going on somewhere in the mansion but no it turns out this "climate change" person is responsible. this cannot continue so I had my best agents attempt to hunt down Mr change. its been about 4 months and i heard no word back so I'm assuming those agents are working very hard, or at least i did until i was told climate change is a environmental phenomena and not a person. I couldn't believe it, and I still don't. since my knowledge on the matter seems to be lacking(apparently) I contacted a good friend and famous movie star from kazakhstan, Borat Margaret Sagdiyev, AKA Borat. he did those movies in the usa to help make kazakhstan great again. Any who he'll be giving a full report on the anti climate change initiative, and with some luck he may be the man to help fix the climate crisis."
while this news office is skeptical of Mr. Borat Sagdiyev's capabilities, we have no doubt that his efforts will be greatly appreciated.
the glorious leader is still harboring beliefs that Climate Change is a person however, and we cant convince them otherwise.
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