Nuking Madrid and other Iberian Cities, sending troops to Cyprus, and nuking Limassol

Nuking Madrid and other Iberian Cities

Iberia declined my very fair treaty, so now we nuke them, everything has been tested on NukeMap and extra population has been accounted for. We will be using 1 5Mt nuke on each city, now let's see the causalities!

Madrid= 2,000,000

Valencia= 1,000,000

Seville= 650,000

Granada= 400,000

Murcia= 300,000

Ok, nice. Lots of death, but now let's get to our Cypriot News. Wait first let's see our death toll for these bombings

20 bombers

60 fighters

Now we can see Cypriot News!

Sending Troops to Cyprus and Nuking Limassol

In the house of Joe Varka, the famous rebel leader, something on the television surprised him, a message appeared.

Limassol citizens, go towards the nearest nuclear bunker for safety, I repeat, go towards the nearest nuclear bunker and stay there. A nuclear weapon will be hitting Limassol in 10 minutes. So get to a nuclear bunker.

The message repeated itself 20 times. And suddenly all Limassol citizens started to go towards the bunkers. All Melonese cities had nuclear bunkers, just in case. And they did many drills, but this was not a drill. Soon the rich people of Limassol invited the poorer people to come into their own personal bunkers, and government bunkers became crowded. Some people just could not find a bunker with room. The UKM soldiers were very confused, as they were wondering why a nuke would go off in the city they were stationed in. But some soldiers did go to a bunker. Then a Melonese bomber sped past and dropped a 300 kiloton nuke. 37,000 Limassol citizens were killed, and about 1,000 of UKM soldiers were killed (UKM please give me the number of soldiers you sent so that I could make it more realistic), and the rest were either in a bunker, very injured, or just lucky. after that Melonese Cyprus sent 25,000 soldiers to finish off the rest of UKM soldiers, which was not easy as the city was very destroyed a was very radiated, and as a result already 2,000 soldiers have died of radiation. The injured UKM soldiers were very very easy to kill, but the rest were very skilled, but we took care of them. We then killed 200 uninjured UKM soldiers. Though we have sent 2.2 million more soldiers to Melonese Cyprus so that it is more fortified, (side note, I again tested the nuke on nuke map but accounted for most Limassol citizens to be in nuclear bunkers). When The Melonese Cypriot government revealed that they dropped the nuke on Limassol, an outcry from citizens appeared, causing a large amount of civil unrest.

So UKM, you are perfectly allowed to start a rebellion in Melonese Cyprus, but they will not fight on your side, or my side. The rebellion could have a maximum of 78,000 people, but can slowly gain more, the rebellion would be led by Joe Varka. And if the rebellion succeeds in taking Melonese Cyprus, the entirety of The Melon will turn democratic and will be ruled by this rebellion. You can control this rebellion and send support to the rebellion but they will not join you in your attacks and your soldiers will not join them in their attacks. Only UKM is allowed to start a rebellion. BE WARNED, if the rebellion takes control of the Melon they will not give up Melonese France or Melonese Cyprus because I would need those places in my RP civil war story.

And of course, if there is anything unrealistic then please comment on it and I will fix it

 I just learned that UKM only had 1,200 people and 30 planes so lemme just fix this bulletin, wow I think I caused more damage to myself then UKM in this bulletin, well goodbye!