Nation Bulletin

Rapid Advance into Iberia and Zero Advances in Turkey

"An inexperienced weak nation like Iberia will not stand!"- Billy B, 2089

By Sir Logan Watermelon
06/20/2023 12:17 am
Updated: 06/20/2023 12:17 am

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Rapid Advances into Iberia and Zero advances into Turkey

 

Iberia has recently attacked The Melon, making us very mad. So we did the obvious, invade them, which went well, but first we must report on Turkish battles, here is a report made on the slow advance into Turkey: Most Battles end in death on both sides, every battle is a stalemate, no advances on either side, the only way to advance it to bomb the cities, which we do not want to do because we do not want to hurt the people of Sedrosia, we losing many men, same with the Sedrosians. We are thinking about signing a treaty soon with Sedrosia because both sides are exhausted and neither side can win. We expect no advances to be made soon. Anyways, that is the report, as you can see we are not advancing in Sedrosia, which is a problem. So now most troops are on the defense, guarding any stolen land and normal land, and here is a quick message to Sedrosia, We will sign a treaty, I would like one that just stops the war, no one loses any land and no one gains any land, now let's look at war in Iberia!

 

Iberia. Used to all be mine, then the USSRz wars happened and I lost half. Now the so called 'Iberia' is invading my Iberian land. Why is he even called Iberia, like he only owns half of it. ANYWAYS, Let's not get off topic and now let's focus on rapid advances into Iberia.

So Iberia kinda got his map wrong, so I fixed it (I made my map using map chart)

Yellow=Iberia advances, Red= The Melon, Orange= Iberia

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This is more accurate cause you can actually see what my borders were and are. Anyways let's see the battles!

 

The Melonese were Joined by 300,000 Rodevians, 100,000 Uchamanese, 10,000 Dauchh Palkians, and 5,000 Amerlcans. With all this support and the 2 million Melonese who were originally going to invade that brought the total number of soldiers up to 2.415 Million. And we also had Dauchh Palki causing chaos from the south which meant that even fewer soldiers were guarding the north. But we still had to face an estimated 2 million Iberian Soldiers. DETAILED BATTLE REPORT TIME!!!!!!!!

 

A small force of Iberian soldiers were in the east causing chaos. They were a small group, so we knew what to do, Fire bomb them. So we did just that. 20 bombers from the Southern French city of Honeydew Melon went and fire bombed them. The tanks were unable to do a thing, except somehow downing a bomber after it fire a shot and hit the wing of the bomber, causing it to crash into the Iberian plains, since Iberia did not tell us how many soldiers were in his small offensive, I am going to say 60,000, you can correct me if I'm wrong. of the 60,000 soldiers and 1,000 tanks, 45,000 soldiers were killed and 890 tanks were destroyed or deactivated. Then a small force of 20,000 Melonese and 4,000 Amerlcans came out of nowhere and killed the remaining Soldiers and destroyed the remaining tanks, here is a death count:

Deaths:

14,939 Melonese

1,210 Amerlcans

58,929 Iberians (some managed to escape)

101 Melonese Tanks

1 Amerlcan Tank

1,000 Iberian tanks (later will become salvaged and turned into Melonese Tanks so you could say we gained 96 tanks)

1 Melonese Bomber

 

If Iberia says that he had more/less troops I will change the death count

 

MORE BATTLE REPORTS!!!

 

We also made many offensives in the west, with a large group containing 1 million Soldiers, these advances were hard to win, but paid off with us gain much land, the Death count is 550,000 soldier Deaths for our side, and about 590,000 deaths for Iberia, showing us that we overpowered the Iberians. These gains show our progress, but back on the defensive side, many Iberian soldiers were continuing to attack the middle of Iberia, making some gains, we decided to increase defenses, making it way harder for the Iberians to advance. Another problem was Iberia was firebombing our cities, which made me mad cause firebombing cities and wrecking them was our thing! He can't steal that from us. So we put in many anti-aircraft weaponry and we station many aircraft hangers nearby, so that we would have an easier time stopping those bombings, the hangers also had a ton of anti-aircraft weapons. Overall, we have succeeded in offense and defense. Now we can see the map!

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Red= The Melon, Orange= Iberia, Yellow= Iberian Advances, Burgundy= Melonese Advances

 

If you spot anything unrealistic than tell me and i'll change it

Replies

Posted June 20, 2023 at 12:19 am

Sedrosia fell already lmfao. Don't worry about them.

 

Good bulletin though

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Posted June 20, 2023 at 12:27 am

lies rodevs, keep listening to that little voice that gets you when your drunk tho. Makes you look so good.

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Posted June 20, 2023 at 12:55 am

Don't listen to RoDevs he's too busy supporting underaged drinking and sucking A&PSA off.

If you would like to remain on the irl good side of most of the pnw community I suggest you don't follow in his footsteps

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Posted June 20, 2023 at 1:21 am

@Lunoria stfu. I don't support underage drinking. 

Not like most, more like half :|

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Posted June 20, 2023 at 1:28 am

Dont worry RoDevs your secret is not so safe with me :

Oh yeah, and you didn't deny the sucking off part, curious

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Posted June 20, 2023 at 11:24 am

Nor am I doing that either. I ain't taking orders from him, and he ain't giving orders to my GW members. We just share one goal.

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Posted June 20, 2023 at 2:59 pm

all that matters to me was that this bulletin was not voided

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