[DOW] Let's Dance

[DOW] Let's Dance!

President Turn was rocking out to some good old pre 2000's music, not even aware if it was from that time period or not. 

This was her most recent new craving, one which would surely annoy her servants and staff for weeks on end. Then just as she was getting to the chorus of 'Take on Me'...

for a day or twwwwoooooooo- 

A voice from behind interrupted her grooving.

"Madam Tur-"

dun a dun dun dun dun dun a

"MADAM TURN!"

Takeee onnn meeeeeeee-

the person placed their finger onto the stereo..

"How dare you interrupt my music time!" President Turn screamed.

"It's rather important, we're APSA management and we just got wind that both Red Bloc and some cringe secret alliance planned to attack you and the Global Watch."

"Just get the Ausparians to deal with it"

"Madam President, The Ausparians are the main target."

gasp

"First you interrupt my grooving time, now you tell me the Ausparians can't fix it?! Get out my office!"

"Madam president. It is necessary for a response." 

"I suppose you may be right. I'll think of something" 

cue superhero music

"...who do they think they are?

I think it's time to settle this once and for all!"

President Turn outfitted herself in stylish pink pajamas and a pair of pink star glasses. 

"It's time to dance!"

TLDR

Global Watch and Atlantic and Pacific Security Pact declare war on Red Bloc and "European Supremacists" for conspiring to hit both alliances, being cringe, and still being in China.

In Depth:

Two secret groupchats were discovered between Red Bloc and ISP-Lunoria and another groupchat called "European Supremacy" supposedly some secret alliance (cringe) which aims for European domination of the world..

Some spicy leaks revealed that European Supremacy (Iberia, Zenteka, Soviet, CB, Systems, and Sedrosia) wanted to destroy GW and APSA.

The Red Bloc Group Chat revealed that Sedrosia and Soviet planned to hit APSA when Olsztyn left and I was on vacation.

With this war perceived as self defense, we are inviting all nations except for Sedrosia, Soviet, HAE, and Iberia to peace us out.

The Juicy Evidence:

(For Not honoring their agreements)

Members of the Secret Groupchat between Red Bloc and ISP-Lunoria

Dauchh Palkian Army Prepared to Destroy Moscow: (Circa 2089)

Before you continue:

READ:
We want to avoid a nuclear war and attacks on civilians!

We will launch our nuclear weapons should you fire first, but we not be the first one to strike.

Also... The Rant bulletin was fake, lmao