Minutes before the results of the elections were announced, an unknown number of insurgent armed forces seized control of government offices in all the main cities.
The elections were canceled by the de facto government, which enjoys the full support of the country's militarist and fascist factions.
We could be facing the definitive blow to the stability of the country. The other parties and guerrillas openly expressed themselves against this action, but they have not been able to approach the urban population centers, as they were quickly repelled.
On State radio, this message was reproduced :
Shrimpa citizens, this is a message for you. This afternoon, the corrupt and dysfunctional criminal group, misnamed the "Provisional Government" has been defeated. Now that the thieves are out of power, nothing and no one will prevent us from taking the necessary measures to preserve this people, this species. We thus proclaim, with the objective of guaranteeing the stability, prosperity and happiness of the shrimp people, the National Shrimp State, the new order of justice, under the leadership of the supreme junta
Starting at 7:30 p.m. on this day, Martial Law will be applied for an indefinite period of time throughout the national territory.
Our reporters report that several of the coup forces have already begun to take control of the interior territories, and in fact, we have lost contact with many of them.
As such, this may be our last broadcast, here on TV Shrimpa. We wish you the best of luck
Goodbye spectator, forever
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shrimps with guns???
It's as shrimple as that.