G.P plans a world tour; Bear gets drafted into Striking Shanyang Army Ranks; Air Corp plans to create new plane; New Singapore, and more!

Date Released:

July 28, 2088/May 29th, 2023

Format: Parliamentary Press Passage Post Format - 103, (4PF - 103).

Name Of Transcript: Global Powers plans a world tour; Bear gets drafted into Striking Shanyang Army Ranks; Air Company has plan on changing Himalayan Air Travel; Jangurupureri purchases 7 islands from Chittagong State/PREI for plans to create a economic hub for Jangurupureri, and a bit more.

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Mr. Yulagga-Mahki Suzkamoja, JTAL-194 News Reporter: 

Ello, Ello, Ello, Orbis! Now, if you’re wondering where Ms. T.B is, she went on vacation, so today, I’ll be covering the news for the rest of tha’ summa! I’ll be talking about how my favorite band, Global Powers, is planning to do a world tour, how a bear by the name of Tokoyum got drafted into the Striking Shanyang Army (and how in the world is this bear earning more money than I am,) how Sir. Ashragaush Tuelkibola, Primary CEO of Air Namyphdyi plans on changing Janguresian Air Travel, and what Jangurupureri plans to do the purchased land of 7 islands from the Chittagong, with a little something extra.

 For any questions regarding the situations talked about here, or if you're more interested about the events featured here, please go to the Janguresian Governmental Website to find out more about said events. Anyways, let’s get started with...

Chapter 1: Global Powers

Ooh wow, ok, I’mma sound like a real nerd here, but for those of you who probably don’t know who or whatever the heck Global Powers is, Global Powers is a Rock band based off the theme of politics and war, with covers of other band’s works, like The Police’s When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best Of What's Still Around, Earth, Wind, & Fire’s Can't Let Go, and Grover Washington Jr’s Just the Two of Us.as well as their own releases, like Don’t Play With Fire, Keep Calm, and my personal favorite, Cruiseadur.

Their current album is Renaissance, where my favorite song is from, and they plan on playing this album throughout the world with a world tour, since there aren’t many popular Janguresian bands.

This is Global Power’s Renaissance Cover:
 

If you want to have the chance for Global Powers to play for your nation’s people, you can call them at 977-422-1124-721 

This rock band plans on rocking & rolling in Summer of 2090.

(please don’t call this number, it’s an RP number.)

Chapter 2: Tokoyum’s Journey.

St. Kalipo’ Koko’s very own Tokoyum had recently gotten a promotion from soldier to Regiment-Class Corporate. The thing is; however, Tokoyum is not your average person. In fact, Tokoyum isn’t even a human! 

Tokoyum is a Himalayan Brown bear, who was originally found in Old Bhutania before the Civil War happened. Tokoyum was originally hungry and weak at the time. When Janguresian military personnel were sent into the area for a military training exercise, they found little Tokoyum, possibly crying at the site of her dead father. Tokoyum’s mother was nowhere in site; however, it was presumed that since Tokoyum’s father was killed, it’s possible the mother was too. 

The Janguresian Military would eventually bring Tokoyum back to the Westelia-Bengalia Military Camp, to take care of Tokoyum until they can give her a new home, giving her things like Janguresian Beer, Tea, Catfish, and occasionally, hard drugs; however, as Tokoyum grew and grew, it became increasingly harder for Tokoyum to find a new home, as Tokoyum had started to imitate a Regiment-Class Military General in the base at that time, that person being our very own, Yuli Romanov.

Tokoyum would start to imitate Mr. Romanov by acting stern, imitate his actions, including when he teaches it to other military personnel, and imitated walking like him.

Eventually, when the S.S.A had to fight against Old Bhutanese forces, Tokoyum was drafted into the army as a soldier. Tokoyum proved to be quite an excellent soldier, as Tokoyum had been able to take many materials to places where they needed it, and Tokoyum had protected many lives as she did so. On top of this, Tokoyum had been able to carry about 4 times as much cargo as the average soldier, and proved to be a pretty major help in protecting Jangurupureri’s eastern front.

Eventually, when Tokoyum turned about 18 years in Human years, she had learnt somewhat to be able to use a mortar, and it was eventually decided by the Shanyang Regiment Council that Tokoyum would join their ranks, as Tokoyum had proved to them that she can be a team leader, and that she can be a great team member.

She currently is a Regiment-Class Corporate, being taught how to teach others in many skills, and Tokoyum is the youngest Regiment-Class Corporate ever in Janguresian history.

Here’s a picture of Tokoyum, Regiment-Class Corporate with her medals from the ceremony they gave her to commend her actions during the Janguresian Civil War.
 

Chapter 3: Changing Air Travel, One Second At a Time.

Air Namyphdyi, the biggest airline in all of Jangurupureri’s air industry, which isn’t a lot, has created something that looks like a plane, a helicopter, and a blimp at the same time. 

The Primary CEO calls it the Twin Blade - Everestt 120, or the TB-E120. 

Sir. Ashragaush Tuelkibola was heavily inspired by the Osprey Helicopter type.

He plans on adding jets to the side of the TB-E120, as well as backwings, similar to the VM-T, and a cockpit similar to the VM-T. He also plans on adding something similar to the Boeing Super Guppy, where it has a compartment on the top to carry larger and heavier cargo.

The reason why he wants to create this idea is because he believes the Osprey Helicopter type is not only better for Himalayan Air Travel because of the way it’s designed, but also he believes that the VM-T has a pretty aerodynamic cockpit, as well as the Super Guppy’s ability to carry large cargo, which will be useful for both tourists and the Royal Tianteng Fleet.

He sent his team the following images to reference the parts of the aircraft, and what it would eventually become. 

We hope Air Namyphdyi the best of luck to their project.

Chapter 4: The Next Singapore?

Now, you may or may not know this, but the Janguresian Government, especially Wu Sassikastomo, is severely ambitious, yet caring. 

This ambition has led them to come up with the idea of the next Singapore, the paradise & primary way of trade for Jangurupureri.

After noting that Singapore is way too far away for Jangurupureri, and the lands of Singapore already had a lot of controversy recently due to a war near that area, The Janguresian Government found it best not to purchase the actual Singapore, rather create their own version of Singapore. 

They figured that some of the islands that the Chittagong owns would be quite beneficial to open market trade towards the rest of the world, since it would take less time to travel down the Ganges River, and Siaurganalsas would not be as necessary to do trade, allowing for more trade options.

So, the government petitioned these islands to the Chittagong State.

Jangurupureri will take consideration of the location of these islands, as they aren’t as strategically located in comparison to Singapore; however, they’ll grant the people of these islands these 5 things that Singapore does have, along with 1 other thing:

Have Strong & Competent Leaders rule the island.

Have these islands have as much openness as the mainland of Jangurupureri does.

3.  Careful budgets and spending on these island’s activities.

Building Strong Reserves

4. Trying out what works, and continue to do that thing that works.

And that one thing, being:

1A. Becoming a Monarchist Republic of Jangurupureri.

See, the thing is, the people of these islands likely know a lot more about these islands then we do, and as such, we’ll allow them to even become their own Monarchist Republic!

Now, since these islands have nowhere as much size as the entirety of Singapore, we believe there is enough to be successful, especially since we plan on doing around a 7-year (In Orbis Time) reconstruction of the island, with 2 of those 7 years being focused on the research of the things required to make sure that the soil on these islands can be stable enough to build what the Janguresian Government wants to create as possibly the second Singapore; however, there will never be a Singpore quite like Singapore.

Chapter 5: International Theatre’s Election of Jangurupureri’s government’s results.

So, about that election that our SDE posted shows that 6/10 of those nation’s leaders wanted Jangurupureri to become a communist regime, 2/10 wanted Jangurupureri to stay the same, and 2/10 wanted Jangurupureri to become a full democracy.

With that, thank you for taking the time to vote on this;

 however, for those of you who didn’t notice this section in the bulletin:

All of this doesn't necessarily mean that I'll change it, at least not yet, but it would help me to know about how my nation's path could go, but you don't have to if you don't want to.

This means that the vote didn’t 100% mean that Jangurupureri was going to go communist or democratic, rather it was a decision of POSSIBLY transitioning into a different government. 

This is definitely going to upset at least 6 nations, isn’t it?

Anyways, here’s all the votes from the CHANGES bulletin:

(W.S speaking: In my personal opinion, Democracy would probably be the canon full government due to the following:)

1 - A

2 - B

 And with that, me name’s Mr. Yulagga-Mahki Suzkamoja, and tally-ho, as we move through the summer time, like hot ramen, and as I get to go back to Australia to see some of my family again for the summer! For now, I’ll bid you ado!

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