New Healthy Cookie Invented

Injecting this miracle fluid into your cookies makes taste even better but also makes them healthy. Using a revolutionary technique called cookie metamorphosis, the medicine causes a chemical reaction that breaks down the sugar molecules and rearranges them into healthy food molecules such as kale without changing the taste or flavor of the cookie. As of yet, we have seen no side effect of this serum and hope that it will continue to be this way. We have already seen the effects of this amazing medicine as our average weight used to be 10 tons but now, it's only 5 tons. This is a major breakthrough and scientists predict that the average weight will be under 1 ton by the time the cookies monster gets out of school. (June 9th for me). Because of the amazing effects of this medicine CCCCCOOOOOKKKKIIIIIEEEESSSSS' government has an all time high approval rating of 100%. Politicians are doubtful that this approval will last, but the cookie monster hopes that this approval can last forever, bringing peace and prosperity to our nation once again.