Nation Bulletin

BREAKING NEWS: DICTATOR LENNON XVI IS ASSASSINATED!

The respected long time leader of CSU was killed on live television...

By Mikhail Kravzt
05/23/2023 01:05 pm
Updated: 05/23/2023 01:05 pm

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The respected long time leader of CSU was killed on live television yesterday evening. He was assassinated by the STG (Soviet Terrorist Group) which attempted to assassinate Lennon in 1985 after the STG's leader was killed by U.S. Troops because of Lennon. Our beloved dictator will be remembered as the longest ruling leader of CSU and the best one by far. His service will be this saturday and his son Lennon XVII will replace him. This loss is a disaster for this country and we hope we will recover soon. 

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Posted May 23, 2023 at 6:17 pm

Damn Lennons really have a thing with being shot hm? This one doesn't much more to Imagine.

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Posted May 23, 2023 at 6:20 pm

you could've just became the Soviet Black League 

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