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Unexpected skirmish occurs during meeting in UN Headquarters!

Have our leaders finally gone mad? (plz don't kill me) or have the UN "peacekeepers" met their kryptonite? Find out on the RS not so daily news

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05/18/2023 06:53 am
Updated: 05/18/2023 06:53 am

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Some members of the UN (which includes all Nations that aren't in the Antarctic) decided that they had the right to try to talk about human rights and war crimes; and how we have come so far from the days of Russians aggressively invading like in Ukraine. He was trying to aggravate our glorious leaders and Sultan. I mean how dare these 3 people -who were from the USA and France- lecture us about war crimes when nobody tries to make a list for them - It'd take too long.

Our head of the military named Hamid Kalb decided that enough was enough and he. Walked up to one of the men. He looked him straight in the eye as the "man" shouted at him about freedom of speech. With a grin, Kalb said: Freedom of speech... You make me laugh. Kalb hit the American with a risky hook which had the force of a Juggernaut. The other 2 tried to shout about how barbaric they were when Columbus told them to, and I quote: 'If your words truly inspire you, then square up rn and we see If you're really inspired.' Needless to say Columbus... took out a massive Mutton from the UU meat protests a few years back. The liability didn't assist the chicken against the shawarma lover.

The other guy ran away and was told to think before you speak, and to count themselves lucky they were only knocked out.

 

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Posted May 17, 2023 at 11:26 pm

UN? in orbis, its called OUN

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Posted May 18, 2023 at 1:42 am

That's not what he means Blue States, I don't even think he's apart of the server

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Posted May 18, 2023 at 9:21 am

UN - officially - UNITED STATES AND EUROPE NOURISHED AND HOUSED MEETINGS.

unofficially - United (k)Nuckleheads

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Posted June 25, 2023 at 7:35 pm

why not Antarctica :( 

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