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How the Oil Crisis of 2087 affected Jangurupureri's economy; purchase of Zullimanistani lands, and more!

This article will talk about how the Oil Crisis of 2087 has affected our economy, the purchase of new lands for economic opportunities, and much more.

By Janguresian Parliamentary Broadcasting Channel - 194 (JTAL-194)
05/13/2023 12:09 am
Updated: 05/13/2023 12:09 am

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Date Released: January 17, 2088snowman.png/May 12th, 2023beeee745ba0336cee4449fcd2dd93d453e61adc1x478.png

 NOTE: From the making of this article, it is already 2088, so take information here lightly.

Format: Parliamentary Press Passage Post Format - 103, (4PF - 103).

Name Of Transcript: How the Oil Crisis of 2087 affected Jangurupureri's economy; purchase of Zullimanistani lands, and more!

Jangurupureri releases new posters for the other Sun Dragon teams, Jangurupureri adds new policies, Festival is celebrated early; and Jangurupureri sends support towards the Atlantic Islands.
 

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Disclaimer: The following news reporter has translated today's news on the channel into a transcript, and many things have been edited on their part. Please consider this when assuming what was on the channel and what was really just edited for this specific series of events, placed within these transcripts.

Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter: 

Hello everyone out there in Orbis, and welcome back to the international version of the Janguresian Parliamentary Broadcasting Channel! My name is Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva and we have a severely slow news day today, folks! We'll be talking about 3 major things! We'll be talking about how the oil crisis of 2087 has influenced our nation greatly, the purchasing of two of Zullimanistan's lands, and the effects of the on-going trade deals. For any questions regarding the situations talked on about here, or if you're more interested about the events featured here, please go to the Janguresian Governmental Website to find out more about said events. Anyways, let’s get started with...

Chapter 1: Jangurupureri and the Pursuit of... Oil?

Yes, we'll be talking about how the on-going oil crisis has affected our nation. We'll tell you, we weren't all that prepared for this oil crisis; however, despite this, our nation's economy was only affected by a mere 4% of the total economy.

Why, is it, that our nation didn't suffer a fate worse than the Janguresian Economic Crisis? Well, the thing is that while it didn't affect too much economy, it definitely made changes in the nation that we'll probably see last for a long time.

For instance, due to oil prices skyrocketing, the company, Tarai, started to purchase much of their oil from Janguresian Oil Markets, rather than the International Market. On top of that, but gas prices also ran high for our citizens, as well. Those in our country who have to use their cars to get to work daily had suffered moderately, as the gas prices had somewhat decreased their possibilities of spending more money on things. We even had a small homeless crisis happen in the very street that our news station is on, basically making our street become the East Hastings St. of Jangurupureri; however, all wasn't lost, as the Janguresian government has been able to provide many shelters to the homeless on Shalkobbanack Avenue, and as for other kingdoms and cities, St. Kalipo' Koko's government has thought of this idea: 

"Since Oil Prices are high now, and since we are one of the closest cities towards the Gobi Desert, what's the possibilities that we may find a great oil deposit?"

And surely enough, 10 miles away from Lake Mapang Yongcuo, they struck oil. Now, they are trying to suck as much oil as they can from the ground. Even though Jangurupureri advocates for the limited amount of pollution, at the same time, the discovery of oil in our nation can allow for better economic opportunities, which is an major interest of the Janguresian Government at the moment.

Now, St. Kalipo' Koko is spreading propaganda to increase the amount of oil producers made; however, the Janguresian Government has adviced them to either stop the production of said posters, or give out posters to citizens who accept the giving of these posters. What also concerns the Janguresian Government is that it features a 21-year old by the name of Nathan Bhuddapesh, a Japanese-Australian person who had a rare mutation of 3 arms. They fear for what may come from the posters as it could possibly spark up discrimination against people, which is another reason why the Janguresian Government doesn't want these posters to continue being shown to the public unless they consent to be shown the posters. This is one of those posters that the Janguresian Government doesn't want to be shown around too much: 

They depict Nathan, using a metal detector near a river, to signify a form of Gold Rush, as he looks confidentally in the river. This poster is not a photograph; however, it's artist says that it was inspired by Nathan's contribution to finding "liquid gold." As such, he's been promoted as a popular image throughout St. Kalipo' Koko, as the tourism and oil industry will surely boost immensely after these news.

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Speaking of liquid gold, many things will likely be more accessible towards the UMRJ's citizens and the national Janguresian government. This will likely affect the outcome of the next chapter's talk-abouts, which is...

Chapter 2: Janga's got some new land on them!

Yes, it is true. This time, we got the land, fair and square, from Zullimanistan. We have been in the talks about the purchase of the lands Uttarakhand & Himachal Pradesh. The reasoning provided was because:

--They both have deposits of copper, gold, iron, limestone, silver, lime, lead, and especially one of the most important materials in our nation, uranium. Basically, we wanted the lands for mostly economic reasons, as these lands contained minerals and materials that will be vital for the expansion of industries in Jangurupureri, and the growth of said industries.

The evidence below is posted to explain further our reasoning for purchasing the lands for economic reasons.

 https://uttarakhand.pscnotes.com/uttarakhand-general-knowledge/uttarakhand-geography/uttarakhand-minerals

 https://ibm.gov.in/writereaddata/files/09232015123344Uttarakhand.pdf

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However, as much as we would like to have these lands for the betterment of economy, there has been a rumor that said that the reason why we've brought these lands is because Jangurupureri didn't want to be (KINGDOM) Nepal V2, and as such, decided that the purchase of these lands will allow more interesting and diverse things to happen, and less linkage to another nation, whose borders were about the exact same.

We don't have anything that can either deny or approve of this claim, so make of it what you can; however, in a way, it would make sense for the Janguresian Parliament to purchase these lands for the sake of that reason, but only if this were some kind of roleplaying game on some random corner of the internet or something, but what's the possibility of that happening? Surely, this rumor couldn't possibly be true, because we're living in reality, not some roleplaying game named Politics & War that's been created by a guy named Alex! Ohhh, Noooo!

Speaking of expansion of markets, we'll be talking about next is....

Chapter 3: The Singapore Effect.

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The Singapore Effect is a phenomenon that's been recorded and tested by one of Westelia-Bengalia's philosophers, Berlinski Vandongesheimer.

He's said that the Singapore Effect is:

An effect that takes place where means of extreme globalization, democracy, and the right amount of planning, and consideration, and time will produce what I call the Singapore Effect. The Effect is where timing, planning, and consideration all go hand in hand to allow for the creation of a system that can prosper in the ever-changing world, for long periods of time without remodeling. With this idea, I propose that our trade deal with New Olyzstyn will eventually lead to the same effect with our nation's own economic society.

Picture of Berlinski Vandongesheimer:

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The Ideals of the Singapore Effect have been accredited in his research, with this source:

Why Singapore works: five secrets of Singapore’s success | Emerald Insight

 

With the ideals listed in mind, Berlinski has said that this ideal has worked greatly with nations, such as Brunei, Japan, and many other Asian countries. With this in mind, we can assume that the possible globalization of trade deals with nations, such as New Olyzstyn, will start to eventually expotentially increase the profits of the nation, with will allow more people to have more prosperity in our nation. In fact, there has been quite a bit of changes since the Olsztynians arrived. For starters, because of the Olsztynian's ways of constructing electronics and buildings, some of their ideas have been implemented into the format of Janguresian building design. Another thing is that the New Olyzstynian culture has started to mingle a bit with Janguresian culture. 

For example, New Olyzstynian workers have been using some of Jangurupureri's workers policies to be able to also use their free time in a way that's inspires an environment of creativity, without having to work. Such examples of this is from New Olyzstynian Worker, Cipriano Folliero, who's somewhat inexperienced with art, but is somehow an impressive artist.

The following is of his work:

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And he even drew some more, and made himself a protrait of him drawing. I think New Olyzstyn may have quite talented artists, cause we honestly had no idea how inexperienced he was at art when he was drawing and painting. Many of us just assumed that he had lots of experience painting and drawing. He told us that his landscape art is inspired by the likes of Diego Rivera's style.

This is his self protrait that Cipriano Folliero made:

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Many Westelia-Bengalian philosophers have classified Cipriano's style as more of a cubist design, and many in Jangurupureri have barely heard of the concept of Cubism; however, with this new style of art introduced to them, it has modified much of Janguresian art as well. In fact, much of Janguresian artwork produced lately has been trying to incorporate Cubism into Janguresian Society. The M&A association & organization has also been pushing this artform into Janguresian Society, as they believe that culture is one of the most important things we can celebrate about ourselves, as it celebrates our future, present, and past.

One such example of this Cubism movement is of the works of Sir Galliefre Kalshigya, a Mongolian-born entrepreneur of the arts, known in Jangurupureri as the Man Of All Arts, as he invests much time in making sure that all arts are represented, and that his passion for the arts is spread throughout the organization.

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He has done so by creating his own art and releasing it to the public, and then explaining what style of art he used for each art. He also tells them the definition of the art. While he does act quite competitively in the art world, especially when it comes to Art Auctions, he wishes to have an art-battle with somebody that he considers worthy of such a position. As you can see, he is also sometimes narcissistic, but not extremely so all the time. It also kind of makes sense as ever since he's been a boy, much of the trouble he caused was from boasting about his strength and such. His introduction to Cubism was quite interesting, as the artpiece that Sir. Galliefre has produced is quite remarkable, indeed. Just take a look at it yourself. It depicts a Janguresian castle, on a sunset hillside. He hasn't released what this art means, as he wishes for others, including Cipriano, to try and interpret what he mean't in this artwork. This is because Sir. Galliefre believes that art is best when the interpretations made from it are unique to each individual, including the artist.

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Other features that the New Olyzstynian - Janguresian trade deal has presented has been the inclusion & incorporation of the New Olyzstynian culture into Janguresian society. Since the Sassikastomo Mandates allow for the expression of culture, and even promote expression of so, many New Olyzstynian peoples who've gone to Jangurupureri for foreign work have expressed their own culture in Jangurupureri, and will likely do so for a long time. We just hope that this, as well as other new developments about the trade deal, will allow this intertwining of different cultures that'll help shape our society to be more inclusive and interesting.

In other words, we've received an interesting and particular update to our nation's history.

Chapter 4: Sudden Update.

On January 17, 2088, an act of terrorism has been commited upon our great nation. It has dealt a great ordeal to many apartment buildings in the capital city. We don't know yet as to who could've commited this act of violence upon our nation's people, but whoever did so shall be brought to justice, whether it be through peaceful or violent methods. This criminal injustice will not be tolerated, and goes against everything that the Sassikastomo Mandates stand for. For the love of all that's holy, you don't just lash out your emotions on other people like this! If you wanted to discuss about a problem regarding our nation, you could go to our nation's contact page, or simply message our nation's Sun Dragon Emperor!

A picture of the violent bombing of the Balsihkium Apartment Block.

It has killed 27 people, from what we know so far. Only 2 have been identified: Halossippbi Tolihhim & Hyunkonto Kilao-Majhanji.

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Replies

Posted May 13, 2023 at 8:32 am

Uttarakhand is mine, what are you talking about. 

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Posted May 13, 2023 at 12:11 pm

How long can u write mate

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Posted May 13, 2023 at 3:25 pm

how do you write this much?

also I would like to start relations

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Posted May 13, 2023 at 4:06 pm

but only if this were some kind of roleplaying game on some random corner of the internet

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"HOW CAN YOU WRITE ALL THAT?!?!"

Jangurupureri:

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