The skittle show (season finally)

Hey I’m your host skittle and welcome to episode 6 of the skittle show! Now your boy has been gone for some time so he got some juicy season finally stories but first I want a quick word.

Thank you for all the people who followed me into my adventures in school and thx for all the support! Really it motives me to make more. And as the school year ends this is the appropriate way to end this series. Ofc until summer ends! yes! Season two!! 7th grade… man I’m gonna be more out of control and I’m planning on pulling an 8th grader oh wait I did! So 7th grade your boy is gonna be with a high schooler! And he’s gonna be causing chaos to the school. Anyways let’s get into them Grampy stories!

1: 

So recently my friend Giselle (8th grade) and her bf Cruz (8th grade) had a field trip and decided hey! Let’s sit in the middle of a full bus and I’ll suck your d*ck! Surely nobody will see and you can nut 3 times and we’ll clean it all up and ain’t nobody seeing. Well full video (8th grade s*x tape LOL) and prince Robert Allard found out and he wasn’t happy and apparently minor s*x is illegal and they brought the PoPo! (Whoop! whoop! That’s the sound of the police!) Yep he’s an 8th grader hanging out with us 6ths but ngl he’s enjoying it and we’ve welcomed him like he’s cool and now a decent friend of mine. Also I’m helping him hack into our friend Danny’s account (8th grader) who be messaging Gisele and find some bad stuff to beat him up for I got his password and I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow (it’s may 8th when I’m writing this and tomorrow is may 9th) anyway that’s about it for this onto the next!

#2.

So apparently in class messaging during it is frowned upon from teachers and prices so me had to find out that the hard way. Yep I searched up every kid in school and messaged me all! I ended up messaging every kid in the DISTRICT yes, kids, teachers, staff, etc etc, didn’t know it was possible but still did it apparently word spreads QUICK! 10 minutes later I’m at lunch I was late and I just started eating that sandwich yk yk and “cash, CASH!!!” that’s the most meanest sounding the prince has been and my dude was. “I don’t care if kids play soccer! (Yes I asked an entire school district if they played fifa over a friend joke) why are you emailing kids in class!? “I don’t know I didn’t know I emailed the entire district“ (the vice prince talked to me before) Im getting messages from (he listed like 10 dif schools) saying all these kids got emails from a stranger and told their teachers! Well 5th period I got pulled out again from the vice and she slapped me with Tuesday school (funny enough I’m writing this on Monday and it happened on Monday) so yea.. next day (Tuesday) the prince called me over when I was buying gum from my dealer Jack and hes like lookin in the distance his gru ass looking ass “so… I didn’t realize how much people you emailed” “yep…” “This has been a continued problem fix it, or I will take your iPad” “okay…” that’s about it the next story is about Tuesday school cuz that sh*t was lit!

#3. 

I‘ve never been to Tuesday school before I was warned that’s a bad place to be for 2 hours. But I met my good friend jarred, Gisele also went for the bus p*rno and Danny (yes the Gisele simp) went too and Emiliano… yea him.

Well let me give you the reasons for them being there

me: emailing during class
Jarred: fighting Emiliano during a school lockdown 

Emiliano: fighting jarred during a school lockdown

Gisele: Bus p*rno

Danny: slapping and saying the N word to Emiliano

The fact that those are all pretty bad and then there’s me for emailing is pretty weird but still you can tell it’s gonna be interesting… 

Well the counselor was just letting us color and for some reason bully Emiliano (not like that but bully/joke if yk what I mean) and we were cracking so much adult jokes and the counselor wasn’t mad she was laughing like Gisele did something to Dannys golf ball and he was cleaning it but it looked like he was stroking it and the counselor said “what are you doing” and he’s like cleaning my ball and she just started laughing Pretty much just that I kept kicking Gisele and she kicked back until the counselor realized and Gisele got in trouble like 4 times and I was the victim LOL that was really it we were all friends (not Emiliano) so it was pretty fun 

#4. 

Im not sure if I already made a story about this cuz it was like mid year but it effected our grade so much I gotta ad it.

Well for years (before and after Covid) I was always the big kid, the top dog, the children looked up to me (literally) and well they knew I can easily just ”tickle” them if I wanted to NOT LIKE THAT!! it’s my way to torture to the children. But well I’ve always enjoyed making gangs to watch them fight each other it was kinda entertaining but now that there’s no high ground to watch the fight, why not lead the charge?

Well spoilers (kids always broke their arms!)

Mhm! The John pork industry (my gang) and the griddy gang well the pork industry had some of the biggest kids in our grade (including me being 5,8 at the time im the most feared) of at least 10-15 of em but the griddies had numbers on us! 18-30 kids all in one recess, than it happened. The greatest charge we’ll ever see the greatest school war this school will ever face! I led us up and we held our ground, they had numbers but we had strength than it hit, a decently sized kid slammed to the ground than another and another! Some kid fractured his ankle and another concussed from the hard hit we retreated. (Im not joking they actually fractured that kids arm and concussed another) We got their small land and they got our huge territory but not for long i led the charge I held up the flag! I rammed some kid (he went flying lol) than i went for their leader and called for peace :) as his own was getting mowed down for mine and even his own he agreed than we stole his flag and recess ended. Both gangs broke up after but that shook the hearts of every kid involved. A true war. And somehow we got away! The Concussed kid has regular headaches but can’t remember anything so we told him he feel and the fractured kid is loyal.

#5.

So I wanted to add this cuz it just happened today! I made an underground sumo wrestling ring and my friend Gavin and Aaron went against each other and aaron dropped Gavin the first minute LOL

Well folks that’s it for this season episode 6! I’ll be pushing this out tomorrow as I buy gum from Jack! Be awesome and stay you. This is skittle signing off. (Cya after summer!! :)