The newly created Janguresian Olympic Sun Dragons are being trained at the new gym, and military is in standby for new war.
By Janguresian Parliamentary Broadcasting Channel (JTAL-194)
05/06/2023 11:20 pm
Updated: 05/06/2023 11:21 pm
Format: Parliamentary Press Passage Post Format - 103, (4PF - 103).
Name Of Transcript: Jangurupureri is supporting Daverberg, with help from the M&A; Centrist Deer Party gets seats in office; Massive Trade Expansions.
Sharuli Gralimagan the Third, JTAL-220 News Reporter:
WAIT! You forgot cto mention me, dudette! Remember, I do the sports stuff! I'll let you do the boring war thing, alright, dudette?
Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter:
sigh, who the heck let him in again?
Sharuli Gralimagan the Third, JTAL-220 News Reporter:
I let myself in! I am part of the Parliamentary News Network after all!
Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter:
How are you even a member of Parliament again?
Sharuli Gralimagan the Third, JTAL-220 News Reporter:
I got no clue! Anyways, let's get to the news, dudette!
Yes, our broskis, the Sun Dragons, will be finally be getting involved in something more than just BASEBALL! They're now going to be a multi-sport team that features some of the following sports:
They'll be practicing most of the following in the newly constructed Grand Society's Olympian Gym, shown below:
They'll practice things like Sailing and Swimming in the biggest lake known in the nation, Rara Lake, my favorite lake to go and hang out!
GO SUN DRAGONS! YEA, WE LOVE YOU GUYS! I HOPE YOU DO GREAT OUT THERE IN 2088! KEEP ON PRACTICING! WE KNOW YOU'LL DO GREAT, MY BROSKIS!
Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter:
Ok, "Dude." You done, yet?
Sharuli Gralimagan the Third, JTAL-220 News Reporter:
Not even close!
Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter:
Sigh
They'll be sponsored by the other broskis, Tarai, for the things they'll likely have to use Tarai products for. It's surprising that those Tarai guys still sell boats, especially since we are a landlocked country. To be fair, though, our nation's literally landlocked by our broskis, and yet we have a navy for some reason, a strong one on that!
Tarai is trying to promote itself to more of an international audience, one that loves looking cool in vehicles, and so, they decided to sponsor the Sailing team to be able to make sure that people start buying Tarai sail-boats.
Tarai's gonna lend our broskis in the Olympic Sun Dragon Team some boats that they may have to use in the Olympics, such as Catamarans, and, of course, the basic sailboat.
What's cool about our Sun Dragon team is that some of them are people who are working in the military and Parliament, who decided to partake in this; however, that's only 52 military personal , and 27 Parliamentary members in the many 579 people that are in this team. The purpose of this is to assure that all teams have members that can back up other members, and so Parliament and the Military also get a better perspective of what the world is, and because of Janguresian policy to allow Parliament and Militarial members to get involved in activties that require interacting with their fellow Janguresians, so you may see some people out there who have a certified militarial or parliamentary status!
A poster of the current Sailing Sun Dragon Team, practicing their sailing skills in Rara Lake, wearing protective clothing, numbers 23 and 24 are the team player's numbers. They are the ones who are piloting the steering of the sailboat.
Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter:
Ok, whoa, that's actually really sick! I didn't know that!
Sharuli Gralimagan the Third, JTAL-220 News Reporter:
See, Dudette? This is why I'm in Parliament! Let's get to the next segment!
The answer, we aren't really sure if the Altantic Islands are going to get attacked, as based on the article they released, they seem to be talking about preventing this war; however, we'll make sure to protect the Altantic Islands from this red threat if they so happen to perch themselves on Altantian Soil and start terrorizing the Altantic Islands. We won't have that now, we hope.
We suspect that many revolutionaries from the Old Bhutania era may be up to this mischief; however, we aren't sure, but there is one thing for certain. If we need to get involved, we'll always have our army ready to go. We won't let our allies go down without a fight.
Picture of the Striking Shanyang Army's men raising a traditional Sun Dragon Party flag, with the goat emblem, to celebrate miliarial victories
Circa 2085, after the liberation of Nepal and the birth of Jangurupureri.
This has been your broski, Sharuli Gralimagan the Third, and our great newscaster dudette, Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva , with your international, and national news!
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