Nation Bulletin

Terrorist Attacks in Gehinnom Prompt Missionary Aid

"We will find them, and we will remove them from the faculties of war."

By Cleric Gerald Bonzi
04/25/2023 02:23 pm
Updated: 04/25/2023 02:23 pm

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This week in Gehinnom, Templar officials seized three foreign terrorists after two nuclear devices were detonated in the nation. The city of Kar as well as a suburb of the capital city of Hollenheim was lightly disrupted by the blasts, though thankfully there were very few casualties. Another device was found and captured by authorities before it could be detonated in Niz Khalagar. 

The insurgents were identified as the agents of an impoverished tribe somewhere in Africa, most likely acting as a proxy for an actual nation of Orbis. While functional, the devices appeared to be makeshift and rather low-tech. Authorities in Gehinnom described the recovered device as "a primitive attempt at engineering."

In response to the attack, the Templar entered the tribe's lands shortly after - executing their leaders and bringing many of the sick and starving back home to Gehinnom. Gehin armed forces took no casualties from the unarmed tribesmen, as their favelas were not at all suited for defense, let alone comfortable living.

"These people are victims of their own 'government' - if you could even call it that. We have no interest in bullying a tribe of barely-contacted primitives into supplying unreliable intelligence, our agents will find the ringleader of this shoddy terror cell and bring him to justice. We will find them, and we will remove them from the faculties of war. In the meantime, the Templar will oversee missionary aid to these primitives - providing Abyssianism with a much-needed introduction to the African tribespeople." - Field Marshal Kopfstein, Grenadier Korps.

Gehinnom is expected to spread its teachings of Abyssianism with these less fortunate tribesmen, with a projected spread of the faith throughout the continent over the next few years.

The Kaiser released a statement shortly after the attacks, reiterating Gehinnom's place in the world theater both to Orbis and his own people.

"Let us not point the finger, and spit hateful curses at innocent civilians. This barbarian may not care about the well-being of his own people, but I do. Gehinnom will not wipe this people from the face of Orbis, but instead help to secure their place in the next creation through the practice of faith.

We are sending food and building materials to the tribes, as well as providing many of them a way to Gehin citizenship. Our Templar will hold a significant presence in central Africa for some time as the Missionaries do their work. We will respond with kindness, forgiveness and surgical precision to alleviate the issue. The warlord will face justice, but his people will be spared from the edge of the sword - they've been through enough living under his rule as it stands.

We are here to guide, to teach and to keep the peace. This is our mission, and God will see us through to the end. Have faith, Gehins - for you live comfortable and educated lives of peace and plenty. We will share this with the world, or we will see it delivered unto Sheol." -Kaiser Wahnsin

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Posted April 25, 2023 at 3:38 pm

Your Nuclear Detonations hits yourself, when you conguer it, you gotta get nothing, because everything was destroyed

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Posted April 25, 2023 at 4:24 pm

I have no idea what you are saying my friend lol

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