How to protect your toaster from an M1A2 Abrams main battle tank

Toast is a staple of many breakfasts around the world, enjoyed by many Toast is universally loved. Toast comes from a machine called a Toaster, a marvel of human engineering of the 21st century. However another marvel of 21st century human engineering is the M1A2 Abrams Main Battle tank developed and operated by the united states military. This behemoth of a tank crushes all underneath it in the name of freedom and mcdonalds. The M1A2 Abrams despises the Toaster as it prevents the tank from bringing you the multiple cardiac health violations in the name of Mcdonalds as you are enjoying your toast. The Main Battle Tank has now resorted to violence in order to bring down the Toaster Monopoly.
 

As you are enjoying your breakfast if you hear your doorbell do not open the door. There is a 77% chance that an M1A2 Abrams awaits you there to evicerate your Toaster in the name of Ronald McDonald. However it is already too late. The Abrams has been alerted to the presence of a toaster inside your house and within seconds the Abrams has arrived at your house and is now observing your toaster for weaknesses to exploit. The M1A2 Abrams is a true piece of American pride having served as the backbone for many of the modern warcrimes and atrocites across the globe, your toaster is little more then an obstacle that needs to be destroyed. What do you do in this situation?

The M1A2 Abrams currently outside your kitchen window is armed with an M1A1 120 mm L/44 Smoothbore gun. On top of that it also has one 0.50 Caliber M2HB Heavy machine gun and 2 7.62 mm M240 Machine guns. As your toaster is now under direct threat your flight or fight response may kick in. You may be tempted to flee with your toaster and enact a scorched earth strategy, burning your house down and destroying anything of use to the tank in your path. But do not be fooled. The M1A2 Abrams knows no fear, it can only see fear. It smells your hesitation and armed with a Honeywell AGT1500 multi-fuel Turbine engine which outputs about 1500 horsepower giving the tank a top speed of 42 mph. The Tank will always catch up to you no matter how far you run away. And since you are a broke normie playing politics and war all day you cannot possibly afford any type of car in order to properly flee the threat that is the M1A2 Abrams.
 

This leaves us with the remaining Fight option. We will face the M1A2 Abrams head on in a war of atrittion in order to save our beloved toaster. You may be tempted to use the Chobham composite reactive armor to protect your toaster from any and all threats. However this simply will not be enough as a single shot from the M1A2 Abrams is enough to delete your toaster from this universe. This leaves us with one final option. We will retrieve the Anti Tank cannon conviently stored inside our attic and use it to fight the M1A2 Abrams in full force. With a single shot using a semi nuclear depleted uranium HESH round we destroy the M1A2 Abrams. Your Toaster is now safe and secure however it is always worth upgrading your home defenses as this Abrams will likely not be the last…