Today the Nation's Prime Minister, Ryan Zygard, has announced on state television that "The Australian People's Republic is proud to announce the completion of it's first Nuclear Arms Development Center after months of delays". The Prime Minister announced this statement in front of the new Nuclear Arms Development Facility named "Yadernayask" in reference to the Russian word "Yadernaya" meaning Nuclear in English.
Prime Minister Ryan Zygard preceded to say that "Thanks to the hard effort and work conducted by the Australian people, thanks to their support in the state and its interests, we were able to construct this facility. If it was not for foreign invaders that would encroach on our territory and pillage its wealth, then not only would the Yadernayask facility be opened earlier, but other high quality projects would have been completed as well. Still, despite this trouble, not only was our proud nation able to rebuild, but it was also able to complete its nuclear ambitions. On behalf of the Party, I wish to congratulate everyone who helped in our struggle to complete this facility, the Yadernayask Nuclear Arms Development Center has become not only a symbol of Socialist triumph in our Country, but is also a shining jewel of the undefeatable and indestructible Australian Proletariat. However, we the Australian people know the devastating effects of nuclear weaponry. We shall never forget the people of the city of Whyalla who a month or two ago experienced the fires of Nuclear Weaponry, that is why the Australian People's Army is only willing to use Nuclear Weaponry as a Last Resort in combat but only against other Nuclear powers"
The Yadernayask Nuclear Arms Development Center is scheduled to construct its first ever Nuclear Weapon sometime next week in preparation for the May Day parade in the Capital.
