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Ms. Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva, JTAL-194 News Reporter:
Hello everyone out there in Orbis, and welcome back to the international version of the Janguresian Parliamentary Broadcasting Channel! My name is Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva and we got quite the dozy today, folks! We’ll be talking about 9 Topics today! Jeez, and I thought I didn’t talk enough! For any questions regarding the situations talked on about here, or you're more interested about the events featured here, please go www.jangurupureri.gov.jp/home to find out more about said events. Anyways, let’s get started with our first topic at hand:
Chapter 1: Joining the Worldgazing Squad.
Wu Sassikastomo has called the attention of those in the Global Watch during the times of the World conflict, which originated with a war against Zullimanistan & Dreamistan. During these times, since Jangurupureri announced official involvement in the war, they wanted to help solve this war as peacefully as they can, which is why Jangurupureri hasn't joined in offensively yet.
The Global Watch will also help Jangurupureri keep relations and assure the people's freedoms and safety. It'll also allow for more inclusion for new cultures and diplomacy.
Janguresian Honorary Diplomatic Representative (Jyaihoih Galahiamha), shaking hands with a diplomatic representative from the Global Watch, sealing the idea that Jangurupureri is now officially part of the GW.
(Source: GettyImages).
We hope to continue with the Global Watch, especially since we've been recently kicked out of an alliance due to the rules stated in alliance, which we'll go over more later. We'll do as much as we can to help protect the world in any way we can.
Even though we were kicked out of the Serene Wei, we hope on continuing on through the support of the Aequeitis League.
Chapter 2: Ceremonial Renaming.
St. Shangri-La is renamed in honor of its redesign of the city, allowing for more culturally unique buildings,
A picture of Yuliigk’La’Aimoco Hahliaahm, a Native Asian-American and local culture appreciator and giver (left) and the old and retired general, Sir. Halifurabba Lihoginba the Third (Right), shaking hands as they greet each other in front of the St. Hyinm Celestial’s Prodistai (Place Of Enlightenment).
A picture of irrigation systems that were implemented into the newly designed capital of the nation of Jangurupureri. It is also a park called the Yuli’a Gardens. This is because Yuli Romanov actually contributed to making the gardens. Yuli Romanov himself calls these gardens the Слезы Солнечных Садов, or the Tears of The Sun Gardens. The gardens are often called the Yuli’a Gardens because it’s a garden behind the Militarial Diplomatic Institution, a Institution that Yuli Romanov often visits to teach those who are invested in joining the Military. They must first understand diplomacy to ever solve a war, at least according to Jangurupureri Standards.
Chapter 3: Old Bhutania's at it, again.
This is the war status of Old Bhutania, in map form:
The reasoning behind the name "Operation Free Bhutania" is because since Taorajj called upon a war with the rest of the Monarchist Republics, and since the original Bhutanese rulers still want to get their kingdom back, it would only make sense to try and get back Old Bhutania back and free the people there from the chains from the Taorajj Regime. Most of the Monarchist Republics in the Eastern side of Jangurupureri have been fighting with great power; however, Old Bhutania is not going to be taken for a joke when it comes to their strength, as Old Bhutania has been able to get parts of the Kingdom of Yausoli-Deyilisi-Bahhani and the Disputed Area; however, both have been able to take larger chunks out of Old Bhutania, and have even taken more cities than Old Bhutania. Many of the armies have been marching through cities to get to their designation, and this is due to the fact that most of Jangurupureri requires a highway system because of the severely high mountains.
Army Bases also play a major role in this despite this graph not showing many, but the reason why is they provide many arms and militarial units, and as such, this can explain why the areas in Old Bhutania that have a greater amount of land occupied are often near Army Bases; however, it's been said that the largest influencal militarial base in Old Bhutania is using guerilla tactics to gather as much land as they can.
The Bhutanese Royalty has been moved to a safer location to ensure the safety of their family during this tragic time.
We hope we can help the people, who live in Old Bhutania, recover from this.
Chapter 4: Getting Kicked Out Of An Alliance for the First Time.
The United Monarchist Republics of Jangurupureri was kicked out for having more than 5 cities. This is because according to the Serene Dojo's rules, as accordingly to this document: Will Get You Kicked. I understand that I'm the one in fault here. I understand if I receive hate or anything of the sort due to the disrespect that I've given to the Serene Dojo rules.
As shown, here is evidence that I do indeed have more than 5 cities.
Chapter 5: Zharu Shauan’s Magazines
New Magazines have been created by Sir Zharu Shauan of the now National Artwork Imperial News organization. This is because with help from the government, Artwork Imperial was able to include magazine production into their organization, and as such, new magazines are being featured in everyday life in most of Jangurupureri; however, one particular one has caught the eyes of many:
The reason why this magazine caught the eyes of many is because it’s basically propaganda, and many people were in an outrage because they believed that the government was promoting propaganda; however, nobody has the power to enforce propaganda onto the public, but they can permit or deny the reproduction of propaganda. In this instance, Military Advisor, Yuli Romanov, approved of this as he needed more soldiers to fight against Old Bhutania’s regime. Many called the number posted below the cover about unauthorized propaganda; however, the seal posted in the top-right corner proves that this propaganda is authorized for production. This has caused a severe controversy nationwide, with even the government considering the option of canceling any and all future propaganda production.
Votes will be made in some point within the following months.
Chapter 6: Monorail, Monotrain, Monoeverything.
A new high-speed monorail track is being created for the international monorail track between the Nation Of Jangurupureri and The Nation of the Blue States. This will allow for people in Jangurupureri and the Blue States to travel to each other in less than minutes! It’ll also allow for many in Jangurupureri to have more job opportunities and travel opportunities.
This magazine shows a picture of the Tarai Intercontinential MonoTrail car with a headlight over it, stating, “The Future Has Arrived!” It is a car, with the code: Janguresian Quantum Speed Vehicle - #742. Its usefulness will likely revolutionize traveling in Jangurupureri and Internationally.
Chapter 7: The Monsoon Goat’s Rain Festival
The Monsoon Goat’s Rain Festival is an interesting festival, as its history is much older than most Janguresian holidays. It dates back to the early 2020s, where a monsoon had brought an odd abundance of Tea Leaves down the Himalayas, near the city of St. Viljoenshoffra-Lai. Nobody knows how or why this phenomenon appeared, but whatever it is, most citizens in the city sure do believe that it’s quite the blessing! Entire festivals have been brought about for the mythical beast’s grand reward that they’ve brought to their city! It’ll happen in 5 days, on April 7th, 2023, and anyone from the world is welcome to celebrate this festival with us. It will be in St. Viljoenshoffra-Lai’s Central Park, and will last from 11:00 AM to 6:15 PM.
Chapter 8: International Diplomacy Day With The Altantic Islands.
International Diplomacy Day is a title that has been given every time that Mr. Sassikastomo, the Sun Dragon Emperor, announces a newly developed diplomatic relationship with a foreign country. This IDDs host is The Atlantic Islands as they have formed diplomatic relations with our nation. Many in the United Monarchist Republics have been interested in what this relationship development is all about, and we'll tell you.
One of the reasons why Sassikastomo is trying to produce a diplomatic relationship with the Atlantic Islands is because of Trade. You see, even though Jangurupureri was able to recover from it's economic crisis, it didn't recover fully yet. Not only that, but the Sun Dragon Emperor just recently celebrated the first birthday of Prince Albert, a member of The Atlantic Island's royalty family. On top of this, Atlantic Islands is a Parliamentary Democracy and Constitutional Monarchy, just like Jangurupureri, and Mr. Wu Sassikastomo has been more interested in developing ties to nations that it'll be able to keep greatly. On top of that, culture in The Atlantic Islands seems to be really diverse in its culture, and some Janguresians are looking for more international work, so developing bonds with The Atlantic Islands will be able to better diversify Janguresian culture and allow for a better work and travel economy.
All of this, and many more, have contributed a lot to Wu's thinking about diplomatic relations with the nation, and on April the First, 2087, plans to prepare the royal family of The Atlantic Islands for a welcoming to their nation were underway.
It will happen on May 1st of the year 2087. The party will start at 1:00 PM and end at 7:00 PM.
Chapter 9: Philosophy Time!
A philosopher from the Noocratic Kingdom of Westelia-Bengalia, by the name of Sir Eastraadi Jaokaigkan Benattaili II, Esquire. has came up with something he calls, “the idea of an Easterarian society.” His philosophy is that of individualist communitarianism, where people are able to pursue individual things under a collective standard. This means that any individual will be able to express themselves as a person and be able to pursue things such as the wanting of happiness with help from many others who wish to do the same thing. Essentially, teamwork for individual wants and needs. The Noocratic Parliament will be testing this new philosophy for two months. After these two months, the Noocratic Parliament will give back results on how said philosophy has improved or disadvantaged people when applied federally. The reason why the Noocratic Kigdom is doing this is because A. The Noocratic Kingdom is the more politically experimental monarchist republic, B. if anything regarding said experiment directly harms the freedoms and well-being of many within the Noocratic Kingdom, the experiment will be shut down by the Greater Janguresian Parliament, and C. Experimentation is only permitted if given consent, and as such, only the majority votes of the counties within the Noocratic Kingdom who’ve voted to take part of this experiment will have this philosophy applied to the Federal level.
In case many of the viewers out here don't know who he is, he is a member of the Bengalia Noocratic Parliament, and is often considered the mad scientist of Human Ethnics, as his ideas can often be quite controversial; however, he's been working really hard to make sure that this philosophy could work on the federal level. If Sir Eastraadi's idea does indeed work, usage of said philosophy will be used in the more national federal level.
Expressionist Painting of Sir Eastraadi Jaokaigkan Benattaili II, Esquire.
Taliialuxia:
With that, we end the international portion and we end the channel's broadcasting for today.
This has been Taliialuxia Baraolivasiva with JTAL-194, Signing off, and wishing everyone a very glorious and achieving day!
Sayonara, Jangurupureri, and we'll tune in sometime soon for more international news! Stay safe out there, everyone!
Replies
Excuse me what the f is Bhutania?
It's a monarchist republic in our nation that's been controlled by a communist group illegally.
You need to know this but those territories are mine, and I am controlling them since a long time
Well, since you've controlled them for a such a long time, and since I do need these lands for RP reasons, Economic reasons, and such, I propose that I shall buy these lands with In-Game Money, so the claims of these lands can remain indefinitely, regardless on if said purchase goes through or not.
On top of this, since Old Bhutania is up against my nation, we can split it into 2 lands.
We could also do an election for which lands stay with which banner, but the election MUST BE FAIR. This means that all election votes are to only be rolled through once, and there shall not be any tampering of votes on other side; otherwise, the other side shall receive most or all land claims. This will be to ensure that no espionage work will be done in either side, and the evidence of espionage work shall allow for whoever side who didn't do any espionage shall receive however many pieces of land he wants. Such power shalln't be abused; otherwise, it would be considered a high diplomatic offense, and will possibly result in a court case of all countries who are involved.
Either way; however, we mustn't let this escalate to an extreme conclusion.