The Satanic Church Brings the World an Easter Surprise

Easter festivities began as usual on the morning of Sunday, April 9th, with many Christian families celebrating with a church visit and an Easter egg hunt. As Pope Emeritus has stated many times, his stance on religion is very clear. All may practice their varying faiths without persecution, though the national religion is Satanism. No one expected the surprise Pope Emeritus had in store though. Easter ended the festivities with a bang, surprising the world with a blasphemous concert! Pope Emeritus himself conducted a ritual to summon the Dark Lord, and Satan himself produced a concert for his loyal servents and all others to witness. Playing hit songs like “Mary on a Cross”, ”Satan Prayer”, and “Ritual”, he delivered sick riffs and an insane chorus of fallen angels. His message to the world was clear, practice whatever faith you desire, but Satan will always be there to spread his dark messages to all who desire them!