Nation Bulletin

Offensive into Ireland, this was expected, and billions of dollars down the drain

Ireland needs to be destroyed, it causes waaaaaay too much conflict

By Sir Logan Watermelon
04/07/2023 08:53 pm
Updated: 04/07/2023 08:53 pm

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After Deckerton gave us an ultimatum and we refused, we declared war.

P.S I will NOT be using the dice because Deckerton did not use a dice. Also read his bulletin.

 

The Melonese in Tibet just missed the most recent battles, they were let down as they failed in defending Melonese land. But they were prepared for war. A large group of 9,000 Melonese traveled across the land to fight the Scottish. The Scottish had advanced Sedrosian Weapons and more soldiers, a total of 16,000. The Melonese knew they would lose, but they fought on. After about 1 hour of intense fighting, about 10 bombers started bombing the Scottish. The Scottish did have a anti-aircraft gun, but were only able to shoot down 2 bombers. After about 3 minutes of chaos with the bombers in the sky. They stopped, and the battlefield grew quiet. Then after that The Melonese started firing their guns again. After 16 minutes the Scottish forces finally surrendered, and we gained some land. 

 

Deaths:

Melonese: 8,502

Scottish: 11,989

 

(RED=Land we have) (Purple=Gains)Map: 

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(I might have not gotten everything good cause it is very hard to draw the exact lines)

 

Since I REALLY do not want this to be voided, I should probably explain how the soldiers stationed in Tibet got here without being destroyed by the blockade. Well it was simple really, we just got a ton of Delta and United airlines planes and put the troops in their. We knew not to all do it at once, or else that would be waaayyy too suspicious. So over the course of 8 days we got over the blockade. But there were some casualties, as 2 navel ships thought it was suspicious that passenger airplanes were flying over a war zone. So they shot down 3 planes.

 

Deaths:

Melonese: 617

Scottish: 1 (a man fell over-bored and got ran over by a ship)

 

Was that good?

 

 

NOW SOME NEWS THAT DOES NOT HAVE DEATH!

Melonese Citizens are going into underground bunkers for protection against nukes.

THAT IS ALL FOR NEWS THAT DOES NOT HAVE DEATH!

 

Anyways, Deckerton the last time I checked your nation you did...not have a nuclear facility. You know what that means.

 

Above the skies of Edinburgh about 200 bombers filled the sky. with only 1 carrying a nuke. There were tons of anti-aircraft guns and fighter jets in the sky. But we also brought along about 1,000 fighter jets stationed in Uchama. Soon one of the bloodiest air battles began. With many planes getting destroyed every minute. Though the jet carrying the nuke was not destroyed, somehow. Then the bombs started dropping. By now it was too late. "Nuke has been dropped! Get out of here!!" yelled Billy B, who was actually the person who was in the plane that dropped the nuke. They had only a few seconds to get out of there. They turned on a speed boost that made them go faster and (some) got out of there. A person from the bombing said that "all I saw behind me was a giant bright light and fire". Now the best part of RP wars, the Deaths!

 

Deaths:

Melonese Pilots: about 1,097

Deckerton Pilots: about 700

Deckerton citizens: about the population of Edinburgh in 2086, and also very advanced, but also not very single citizens, soo maybe 1.8 million? (Deckerton tell me the population of Edinburgh so that I can get this right)

 

 

NEWS FLASH!!!

We have successfully gotten most of our citizens into bunkers, the only ones not in bunkers are soldiers and a unlucky few

 

 

Yeah we uhh should probably get rid of the blockade but I already nuked Deckerton, see ya in my next bulletin

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Posted April 07, 2023 at 9:14 pm

You can and he hasn't stated that.

AND YOU CAN'T VOID THE NUKE IDIOT! JUST BECAUSE IT IS AN EARLY STAGE MEANS NOTHING! 

 

And he can take that land back, his map is kind of accurate. so shush

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Posted April 07, 2023 at 9:24 pm

I never said that the nuke killed the entire city

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Posted April 07, 2023 at 9:27 pm

There is no way that you destroyed an advanced city with one atomic bomb, anyways you are lucky that Deckerton voided it or you would of been nuked yourself 

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Posted April 08, 2023 at 3:58 am

Common cb L

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