Nation Bulletin

Elf-People Found living in Kolgatland

For the fist time in forever elf-people have been discovered, their murder is already being plotted

By Terrence E. Washington
04/06/2023 06:13 pm
Updated: 04/06/2023 06:13 pm

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Today is a great day for Kolgatland and therefore, the world. Elf-People have been discovered in the woods outside of lazy town, there are no confirmed images of them but this is what critics believe them to look like:ea83b131583362bd271ed8b6b1a7fcf7d290c3afx53.png 

Following the Calgarian laws, great wizard Kanadian has addressed the nation to inform us that the elves must be exterminated, citing national security. These elves are not be the first species to be wiped out in Kolgatland and will likely not be the last.

 

We will continue to bring you updates on the cleansing of elf-people.

 

Until next time,

PRAISE KOLGATLAND!!!