Bombing of Nyingchi and other bombings

Is Nyingchi already conquered???????????????????????????????? (Forget that the battle of Lhasa even existed)

If it is pretend that it is still unconquered

Melonese bombers and fighter jets are stationed at multiple Zullimanistan hangers and 2 aircraft carriers. The Melonese plan to bomb Nyingchi, the lowest city in Tibet, soon enough, the captain gave the signal and they flew off to destroy Nyingchi

Let's roll the dice!

The Melonese Bombers and Fighter jets get to Nyingchi but they realize that many Tibetan aircraft are there. Soon the sky seems to be on fire, with planes crashing into the city and planes bombing each other. Friendly fire becomes common. The city below is very damaged but so are most planes in the sky. Eventually the fighting calms down and the Melonese leave. We decide that it was a success but at a high cost of life.

Deaths:

Melonese Pilots: 879 (might change that)

Tibetan Pilots: 824 (if Melonese pilots changes then this will change)

Tibetan Citizens: Unknown, an estimated 800 so far recorded dead (waayy more will happen)

The Melonese pilots go back to their hangers for repairs and gas

But as they head back they are ambushed by many Tibetan planes, the Melonese fight their hardest but are overwhelmed by the undamaged Tibetan planes, all Melonese planes except for 7 fighter jets and 4 bombers are shot down.

Deaths:

Melonese Pilots: 198 

Tibetan Pilots: 27

And when they are coming back to their hangers one fighter jet runs out of gas and crashes into a mountain

Deaths:

Melonese Pilot: 1

That Is all for the deaths and battles!!! 

To make sure that this bulletin will not get voided, I have decided to google "Maximum altitude for bombers" and "altitude of Nyingchi", these are the results:

Ah, interesting, now the height of Nyingchi

yay

Now have a random meeting in Cyprus 

Billy B (Head of Defense): "I see that overall, Tibet will fall to the combined forces of the GW, but this is taking too long, their mountainous region means that we can only bomb some cities, and the ground invasions are very slow, what should we do?" 

Anthelme Joly (Former writer and film director): "Well...Maybe we could try to negotiate peace?"

Billy B: "No! What are you thinking! We can't just negotiate peace."

Random Guy: "NUKES, NUKES SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS, SOMEONE MEAN TO YOU, NUKE THEM!!!!!!!!"

Billy B: "Execute this disgrace to society" 

Guard: "YES SIR"

Billy B: "So, uuhhhh, You like Jazz?"

Thanks for watching Random Meeting That Nobody Cares About

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