On April First- uhh, I mean, SEPTEMBER FIRST, 2085! YES! I GOT THE DATE RIGHT! — former Lunar president Lily Aquila, who many thought were dead, returned to the nation after a nice long vacation (five years, I believe) in the Rocky Mountain Republic. She proceeded to visit Arcadia, as her sister is leading the nation at the moment, and accidentally dropped one of Aurelia's candles (she has a lot of candles. And cacti. And feather quills. We do not entirely know why) on a carpet, setting it on fire. Before either of the sisters could do anything, the fire spread to the rest of the room, casually destroying some Very Important Documents that Aurelia was attempting to sign, and spilling her favorite green ink all over her desk, which she was quite displeased about prior to realizing that the entire place was burning down. So the sisters pulled the fire alarm and ran away into the woods, where neither of them have been seen or heard from since.
Of course this is not canon, because I'd likely get defenestrated by my enemies if it was (if you don't know what defenestration means, look it up. It's a fascinating word). Happy April Fools.
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defenestration lmfao