“Our Dark Lord shall provide for you as he provides for us all!”
Pope Emeritus has officially begun publicized Satanic Rituals, beginning with a Satanic Baptism. The Baptism is meant to show a Satanists devotion to the Dark One and to allow the Dark One to access their soul for an eternity. Other rituals are soon to come, including goat sacrifices, weddings, and even soul pacts.
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Good for you, i actually worship Gorb, he likes bread and janitors.
I call for a crusade!