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Pope Emeritus Conducts First Public Satanic Baptism

“Our Dark Lord shall provide for you as he provides for us all!”

By The TSC Post
03/21/2023 10:54 pm
Updated: 03/21/2023 10:54 pm

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Pope Emeritus has officially begun publicized Satanic Rituals, beginning with a Satanic Baptism. The Baptism is meant to show a Satanists devotion to the Dark One and to allow the Dark One to access their soul for an eternity. Other rituals are soon to come, including goat sacrifices, weddings, and even soul pacts. 

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Posted March 21, 2023 at 11:25 pm

Good for you, i actually worship Gorb, he likes bread and janitors.

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Posted March 22, 2023 at 5:18 pm

I call for a crusade!

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