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Emperor Impeditus Dead!

Pope Emeritus of the Satanic Church has taken over Proelium and renamed it as Domain of the Satanic Church.

By The TSC Post
03/20/2023 05:22 pm
Updated: 03/20/2023 05:22 pm

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Pope Emeritus started the Ghost Cult at the age of 17, taking friends and converting them to Satanists. After years of building the cult into a strong community of followers, the Satanic Church was born. When the United States of America fell, the government of Proelium was formed, but due to widespread opposition to Proelium’s hardline stance on religious freedom favoring Christianity, the Satanic Church amassed a following large enough to overthrow Proelium’s government. While the Satanic Church promotes Satanism as a national religion, Pope Emeritus allows citizens to practice freely and maintains a hard view of separation between church and state. The newly christened Domain of the Satanic Church has proven itself as the best solution to the collapse of the United States, and remains intent on promoting international cooperation and friendship. Pope Emeritus had this to say: “My friends, we have come a long way from a small cult in the small town of Lincoln, Nebraska. Despite the resource wars, and the ultimate collapse of the United States, we have thrived and built a powerful nation of our own. Practice your religions freely, but never forget what my church has done for you all!” Pope Emeritus will be traveling the world next week to continue building a strong international community. Hail Satan!

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Posted March 20, 2023 at 5:37 pm

Awww great we got demons and even more cultists.

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