The glorious leader has reached a conclusion

The glorious leader earlier today delivered a brief speech to the people, stating:

"I've finally got this figured out, after all this time. the reason we keep getting attacked is because we are actually absolutely trashing these uncultured hooligans. Think about it, if they won they wouldn't need to keep attacking, they would just pack up and go home. However, since they keep attacking, that can only mean one thing, and that's I'm mentally dominating them. I've got these uneducated bonnet macaques completely razzle dazzled. It's to the point where I'm living in their head rent free, and as long as these bonified bonobos keep trying to fight me it'll just prove my point more. What this basically means is no matter what they do here I'm the real winner, which makes all of us the real winner!!!"

a rapturous applause and cheering could be heard from miles after this address.