26 December 2085
For the past few months, Lapunto has been in Negotiations with Dauchh Palki to renew the lease on the Antarctic military base Bazo-Maĉupikĉŭo leased to them in 2080. However, negotiations have stalled because there is some tension with Dauchh Palki over the forced replanning of the Pittsburgh occupation which resulted in the acquisition of Duolingo. Lapunto refuses to be paid any less than 140M Ŝ (21M Orbis Notes) for the lease to be renewed until January 2092. With the negotiations having stayed stalled past the deadline, Lapunto has sent a 3 weeks notice to Dauchh Palki. This is meant to give Dauchh Palki enough time to clear the base of military assets. Anything left on the property will become Puntan assets on 16 January.
In other news, the RMR has been accused of supplying tribals in ungoverned Pittsburgh with ammunition to prevent Puntans from taking control of the Duolingo HQ and transporting their servers, and possibly even having seeked to destroy the Duolingo servers which would have rid the world not just of a prominent tool for learning Esperanto, but also a prominent tool for learning any language. The harder it is to learn other languages, the harder it is to understand each other, and the harder it is to understand each other, the more humanity will struggle to unite. What is even the evidence of such an intense threat? One of the Puntan soldiers who was shot in the thigh did survive and had the bullet removed from them. The surgeon, who served as a volunteer in the Cascadian War, noticed something weird. The bullet found in the soldier's thigh had text engraved in it. "Yellowstone Ammunition Company Inc."
Besides being an RMR city, the surgeon specifically served as a pilot who had been in the past ordered by the Cascadians to do a bombing run over a few YACI factories. The surgeon informed his coworkers of this, and they agreed with him about the absurdity and decided to save the bullet to give it to the soldier after the surgery. The soldier agreed with the absurdity and shared his find to Kunejo. He was not a veteran of the Cascadian war, and so had no other opportunity to be shot by an RMR sourced bullet. Many have taken to the streets accusing the RMR of supplying white nationalist tribals from the Pittsburgh area to ensure they would prevent any Puntan incursion into Pittsburgh to control Duolingo. However, this would only even be possible if the RMR had been spying on Lapunto, which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the Puntan public. The RMR have been outspoken opponents of Esperantist globalism, with some seeing a mutual love and compassion between humanity to be "unholy", and "demonic". If the RMR has an eye into Lapunto, it threatens the existence of the state and also the prospect of a united humanity. PM Petra Novak has refused to publicly comment simply because for now more evidence of an infiltration by the RMR is trying to be found.
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Is the base in my territory?
If so, Then leave + i Am going to confiscate all assets
If not then you do whatever.
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