Nation Bulletin

Magnaminous leader apparently has a plan

"They wont know what hit em"

By Admiral general IAladeen
03/07/2023 09:24 am
Updated: 03/07/2023 09:25 am

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The continuous wars have ravaged the glorious nation, and no better is this visible than in the newly established city of cope town. established hours ago as of this publishing, the town which was generously funded by rich backers(and totally not by the illuminati), cope town has suffered immeasurably from the war, being home to fresh aerial battles seeing the enemy destroy countless aircraft. the town has also suffered a great deal of infrastructural damage, especially with the destruction of the freshly established "chefs kitchen" superhighway. the leader was interviewed in the town and gave some commentary.

"I've got a gameplan, one these hobgoblins wont see coming. it'll be so incredible that once it happens they wont even think of stepping foot within 2000km of us. it will truly be phantabulous, it will be our, no, my FINAL VICTORY"!!! 

we should note the leader has not been running on enough sleep so might be delirious, however what this "final victory", we all are hoping it is enacted quickly and effectively.

in other news can love blossom even on a battlefield? find out in this exclusive interview!

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