Lastonia attempts to hold war crime trials
Hello world I am your host Damion from the shadow collective currentoy being held hostage….
I mean in the Perfect and welcoming hands of the Lastonian government. Now seeing as we are the only news channel that globally broadcast our news feed the almighty leader the Dawnbreaker has kindly asked us to send a bit of new of his own after special ops raided…..
I mean liberated our headquarters taking several agents like myself in.
For tonight’s news the dawnbreaker is currently holding trial for several soldiers and scientists of a enemy nation of the pirate alliance known as arrgh. The members of Arrgh are currently being put on trial for the crimes of detonating two nuclear warheads in the cities of new heaven and libertaria.the blast killed over 70,000 people and more unfortunately destroyed the dawnbreakers nearby vacation home which he claims was the main target from the very beginning. Now normally the crimes for these actions would be punishable by death but seeing as this was a foreign act the Dawnbreaker has asked us here at the shadow collective to decide the fates Of the men and women.
The options for there trial are either freedom,death by hangin,death by crocodile 🐊,death by hippo 🦛,or death by cow 🐄 (please feel free to stop by the newly opened Lastonian zoo if you are ever visiting). So what will it Be folks either punishment or freedom you as other nations decide just leave your coments below and please excuse me…while I get my brains blown ou… oh god no wai…
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Death by cow it is then!
Death by cow it is then!