Okay... for some context as to why this bulletin is being created, I was talking with one of my friends and allies when he asked me a simple question:
"Dare or dare?"
Now, I answered... with "Dare," because I didn't think it'd be too bad, right?
Hah, well, now I'm stuck making this. So, yes. Please send mental aid to both me and all readers of this bulletin. Thank you.
Okay... so let's begin...
Boxes...
Yes, uh, they're boxes, and they exist...
Wait, what am I supposed to say about them?
checks the message
Oh. Okay. Uh, I... like boxes? They're interesting, maybe? Because... you can store things in them? Okay, I don't know what explaining there is to do here. Boxes are cool because you can use boxes to organize stuff, if you're organized enough to organize the stuff into organized boxes of organization! Except, I'm not organized at all, so it won't work! Yay, BOXES!
Ah, what the heck am I supposed to put in this thing?
ALRIGHT, MOVING ON TO PART TWO:
The more concerning element of this bulletin...
Now, as a legal disclaimer, anything said in this segment of the bulletin is untruthful and cannot be used as evidence against me, including in the GW court because I actually don't know what happened to my supposedly illegal trial that was being held by RoDevs in there. And part 2 of this legal disclaimer: do not try this at home, for both the safety of yourself and others, and because I'd rather not be involved with this. Thanks!
Moving on from my wonderful disclaimer...
Kidnapping children...
I don't know what to say about it, but... I guess I'm supposed to be explaining it, and I don't know how one would approach kidnapping children since I've never tried it myself.
sips herbal tea (best drink, L beer drinkers)
Okay. So, uh, I think you could kidnap children by enticing them to come to your car with candy (a van is preferred, but anything works), and then you proceed to give them said candy and...
asks if she can just give the child candy and then leave
"No! You MUST PROCEED!"
Um... fine.
Okay, so then you drive off into the distance and then the child vanishes and is never seen again........
Once again, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
...
I regret this already, and I haven't even posted it...
But I suppose a dare is a dare, and I must proceed to write an insane bulletin.
So, yes. Please do not kidnap children...
casually hides the five children I've hidden in my attic
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You gave more detail in kidnapping than a box makes me think that it’s happened before..
Children + Box =
Child stuck in a box in your van rapidly speeding towards your house to trap them in the basement, calling the mother for ransom and then learning the child was adopted and the mother doesn't care about them so then the fbi hides in your walls because yes so while you feed the child minimal food and water in your basement the fbi breaks through your walls and checks your search history. You were guilty of having the worst, most dirty internet search history of frogs anyone has ever seen so you go to jail and once your out the child is somehow still in your basement and you magically revive them with the power of magic to torture them till they become 30 and punch you and run faster then the flash. So having no child to torture you go back to your computer and start looking at sus frog things again till you get arrested for it. If you couldn't tell, you are luna.
I bet you weren't expecting this when u highlighted it heheheha
I am highly concerned, Icenio. Very, very, very highly concerned. Because that is not me, by any means.
Aragolia, hot chocolate is good, but herbal tea is probably one of my favorites to have on any day.
Skittle... absolutely not.
No! Absolutely not! I do not have ANYTHING BAD in the boxes! I MEAN OLD PAPERS AND STUFF! What else would I keep in the boxes?
What else could you keep in the boxes?
well luna let’s get technical here.
from my dedicated knowledge lambogeny (Lamborghini) I can say those papers are many things from love notes to your fav “actors” and paper. and that other stuff? Not even the satellite people can explain after seeing.
No!! Absolutely not!
If I had papers in boxes, it'd be really, really old schoolwork I need to just recycle, probably. I am not, by any means, an organized person...
Lets see what can you put in boxes?
...........
"FrogHub stash"
Children from your successful kidnappings
Legal documents to burn
Divorce papers to never see the light of day
Papers stating you are a sex offender
Normal box stuff
Drivers license
Drugs to sell
Drugs to hide from the cops
Drivers license to lose
Guns to sell
Guns to own
More Children
Herbal tea packets
The Geneva convention (also known as a checklist)
Medical records
Other peoples medical records (blackmail is fun)
Phone book (nobody uses these anymore so they won't expect the sudden call)
Pictures of Children
Celebrity nudes
Etc
..............
Yeah a lot of things
Lunoria, those are some interesting things to keep in the boxes.
Eden, yes, if you kidnap children, I'd rather not be involved.
Herbal Tea is bad!
I'll force you to chug glorious Beer.
And for the court-
You're dying today for sure-
dang, no Guoryou? Grrrrr
NYX IS BRITISH?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
L TEA/ MAY YOU HAVE MANY L's GLORIOUS NYX
also i have a paper tier list based on taste