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THE SPRR OF BANDOVIA SEES WORST FAMINE IN 140 YEARS

The country is currently having a hard time feeding its citizens

By The People’s State Agriculture and Produce Agency (SAPA)
02/17/2023 05:05 am
Updated: 02/17/2023 05:08 am

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The Socialist People’s Royal Republic of Bandovia is currently seeing the worst agricultural turnout in the recent farming seasons than in 140 years. The SPRRB has for a while now been having to rely on foreign imports to feed the growing population and military size. 
 

According to Director Joseph Pestitzov of SAPA this is not good. As quoted in a recent press conference two days ago, 

“The current agricultural and food crisis in the country has now been classified as a State Emergency by  Emperor Octavius.  Food is currently way to expensive for our abilities to purchase it and the current economic recession that we have seen in recent months has been of no help to our current state of emergency. The Emperor has reached out to THE ALLIANCE and is waiting for a response back for a plea of Humanitarian Aid to help feed the people of the SPRRB.“
 

An Official Response from THE ALLIANCE, also known as the Alliance of the Roses which the SPRRB is a part of, is expected to be announced within the next hours to days. The Emergency Food Supplies of the country is running dangerous low and is expected to run out in a few days making the plead to THE ALLIANCE for Humanitarian Food Aid an extremely pressing matter to the Public. If it is not achieved the population is expected to start starving very soon. 
 

The Emperor Held an Emergency Joint Session of The National People’s Socialist Congress last night where he made a speech on the matter and a plead to the world and our Allie’s. He announced how the Government had already decommissioned 15 of the country’s 25 Ballistic Missiles to save on maintenance costs and resources but stated how it wasn’t enough and can not risk decommissioning any more Missiles as it’s just not an option at this point in time. He announced that he hopes this issue can be solved as soon as possible and wishes that no one in Bandovia goes hungry and time soo.

 

Demitri Shankov

Deputy Chief News Correspondent

The People’s State Agriculture and Produce Agency (SAPA)