Nation Bulletin

ANZAC forces prepare for Bandar counter attack

Its no secret.

By King Surfer Captain Good Vibes
07/20/2021 10:42 am
Updated: 07/20/2021 11:00 am

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The Oceanic Empire of ANZAC today issued all troops with a supplementary field manual to sharpen their skills for the upcoming offensive against Bandar.

 

Gin seng pills and macrobiotic rice were added to the new field ration packs along with industrial sized jars of Vegemite.

Every ANZAC swore a personal oath of fealty to King Surfer Captain Good Vibes at a Gunfire Dawn breakfast muster.

After taking the oath. The troops then ate Vegemite on toast.

One ANZAC Commando who wished to remain anonymous, spread his vegemite so thick on the ritual morning piece of toast that had even his fellow Commandos grimacing.

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The Long Range Deep Penetration Recon Group is pleased with the new algal biofuelled combat vehicles and are eager for some serious Murder, Mayhem and Arson in the enemy's rear areas.

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Normally tasked with Theatre Level Recon Tasks. The LRDPRG have been given a ‘hunting liscense’ to perform a decapitation strike on the Bandar nations rouge warlord.

 

One member of the group commented “he must be smoking some crazy sh&t to think you can king hit from behind King Surfer Captain Goodvibes”

 

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In other news.

The introduction of Yoga Classes for all serving and retired service personel is progressing well. All troops report being more relaxed now at the thought of being vapourised by high explosives. Others said Yoga allows me to be calm and contemplative when I drop a laser guided 2000kg cluster bomb on a field of peasants tilling the land.

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Posted September 24, 2021 at 10:40 am

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