Cod Wars 2.0?

“While we may both be part of the Order of the White Rose we do not take kindly to surprise visits in our airspace especially from our allies.”

          Those are the words of Air Force Commander Moore Gabrilson to Premier Karla Soyokov, which in this time is doing his homework. So while Karla Soyokov was doing his homework, the crisis will be handled by none other than the Gacha girl herself, Prime Minister —Field Marshal, Trusted Adviser, and sister of the Premier— Karlina Emelina Soyokova.

 Picture of Karlina Soyokova (Carly So Yongco). (And yes, she is the Prime Minister. Actually the second Gacha person to hold office in Orbis.)

Karlina responded:

“Cossackia does military training, yes we do military maneuvers with NATO. However, because I'm also in control of the Cossackian Air Force, I was sure no one commanded a Globemaster to foreign airspace. We will never do such things…other than tourist flights and private transport of course. We only do sorties and maneuvers only in our territories, not on other people's property. We respect other people's territories like we respect people's lawns and backyards. We don't want to be like mainland China, always butting in on people's affairs for no justifiable reason.”

Karlina and Cossackia never got a response from the leader of Illushia just yet, and a search and arrest warrant was approved by the People's Police and the Cossackian Blue Army. The search was also because of fears of UTTP-related sabotage, possibly might be the spies from the border, namely Judas Gibbons and Peyton Cooper. The search is still going on, but luckily the nation's stability and support is never wavered yet, or at least never wavered ever.

          Once Karlina takes care of some of the work, and when Karla is done with his Filipino homework, Karlina and Karla can cooperate to avert the crisis and eventually arrest the perpe-traitors. Get it? Ugh, in Cossackia, why explaining a joke is never funny. Very well, moving on. Now, Karlina has now sent an envoy to apologize to the situation. Hopefully, Illushia and Cossackia will never have a non-sense conflict.

—Brenda Hrvatkova, The Karlagrad Times, Editor-in-Chief

(Editor's Note: Eek! This is my first time releasing an ad on a newspaper! Well, fellow Cossackians, we need more people to work with us if you support our reporting and stuff like that. Hopefully as we progress, more and more businesses, like us, can do some bit of advertising like The Philippine Daily Inquirer and Manila Bulletin. Have fun!)