A day in the life of a True Sovjetski Geezer!

To start off the day, The Geezer wakes up at 6 in the morning to the sounds of a Frequent military parade taking place outside his apartment everyday, 365 days a year for Eternity. 

Quickly SPRINTING out of bed, 

He grabs his Communist Bible, and starts reciting Stalins verses and quotes such as: 

1. " Death is The solution to all problems. No man, no problems" 

     2. "The only real power comes out of a                  Long Rifle"

    3. "everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach"

Because The Geezer is disciplined, He sits down to meditate on how his country along with Stalin could bring Communism and EqUaLiTy to Everyone

The Geezer is Contemplating) 

After 20 minutes spent Contemplating, He goes to his wifes bedroom, wakes her up with a !@#$ slap and starts thrusting her with a 10 incher! You might ask why, well that is because He is LOYAL to Stalin and wants to provide more kids solely for the reason of bolstering the nations defense capabilites and recruting more soldiers. (remember Stalins quote above???) After that, The Geezer pushes his wife to the kitchen and tells her to go fetch him something to eat! 

While his Wife is cooking, He makes a dash towards the balcony to get a whif of the fresh air saturated with the sight of gas Guzzling tanks and The smell of oil leaks on a freshly paved pavement. Although inhaling carcinogens and having the risk to get lung cancer, ITS ALL GOOOOODD, Atleast He gets to witness the grande military Parade taking place😏

With the sound of Rolling tanks chirping like little birds, and The roar of jets sounding like roaring bears, The Geezer picks up his AK-47 and starts shooting at the wife. At first it may seem evil, but in all actuality, he's helping Comrade Stalin with effectively increasing the producticity of your average peasant when it comes to cooking. 

For breakfast, He receives a sausage filled with Rat and horse Meat with dipping included, being Lard that had expired 10 years ago.

(MMM SO YUMYYYY😋😋😋) 

With it, He recieves a can of god knows what that looks like it had been taken straight out of the Fridge of The Baker family in Resident Evil 7

Munching away, He grabs his Red army outfit 

and gallops down the Stairs to head to his Factory and work the next 24 hours producing tanks for the Motherland

The work is long, hard and unforgiving, but He doesnt care, because He knows that Unlike Novaya Rimskaya Imperias way to measure the success of Communism with the percentage of Free speech, The Geezer named Boris knows that The only way to bring more communism is to build more tanks. "Communism is when tanks" - Stalin. 

When His work day has ended, He casually strolls through 20 km of cold freezing weather and terrain without a car. Even though He could buy one, He decided long ago that it would be foolish since the day might come where they will have to once again March to Berlin. In summary, Dont skip leg day. But tbh, Most of Times He doesnt even return home, but instead cracks Vodkas and works overtime with his best friends: Artyom, Dimitri and Peter Blyatnikov.