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GRUMPY OLD BASTARDS

Hoveround

Grand Canyon here I come?!?!?!?!

By Old Man Grumpy 👴🏻
07/12/2021 06:07 pm
Updated: 07/12/2023 11:49 pm

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This new fangled hoveround got me thinking about how people got around back in the day…

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people. And one day, I seen J. D. Rockefeller flyin’ by– so I run out of the house with a big washtub, and—Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey which in those days was known as a ‘walking bird.’ We’d always have walking bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings. Cranberries, ‘injun eyes,’ and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we’d all watch football, which in those days was called ‘baseball.’

 

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Posted September 08, 2021 at 1:45 am

Bernice and Joy are both dead by now. Rest in power, ladies 😔✊ 

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