General Ezio recommends recruiting more competent to staff the machines
Another good day in the nation of HOOT, the completion of the Iron Defense network is now online.
Quick to celebrate, Admiral Popeye McBoatface recruited members of his super secret sub club to man the machinery,
General Ezio took it upon himself to inspect the troops and found most of them joshing around 50% of the time taking more interest in their games rather than the important task at hand.
Because of this, Oscypocy has started a recruitment drive worldwide to help man and operate the new systems, with the lucky few being invited to a formal disco dinner (rollerblades on) with the wiseone and his many fancy dignitaries.
Get your application in now!