In a staggeringly bad display of misfortune, the tracking and trajectory system of a Glatixian missile has gone haywire
Take cover!
During an MRBM (Medium range ballistic missile) test, an anomaly in the guided weapon's code seems to have resulted in tracking and trajectory systems failing. Experts have confirmed that the missile is still returning a 'green light', meaning that it's yet to detonate. As of this broadcast, the missile is estimated to be at an altitude of approximately 3100-3300 kilometers and falling.
Due to the malfunctioning trajectory system, there's no way for Glatixian officials to determine -where- the missile will land. Nations in and around the Italian peninsula are advised to instruct their citizens to seek shelter.
Meanwhile, ballistics experts have compiled a helpful guide for dealing with this particular model of missile:
A $100 dollar reward is being offered for any information regarding the missile's whereabouts.
Due to uncertainty regarding the missile's exact landing area, the Glatixian government has prepared the following fill-in-the-blank statement:
"The Office of the Chancellor profusely apologizes to the nation of _______ for this horrible tragedy. We hope that the ________ people can move forward in friendship with Glatixland. We have long admired _______ for its great cultural heritage and forgiving nature."