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Hey we wanted peace, but Rodevs declared (RP)war on me, he even betrayed the Treaty of Gibraltar!!! Now I make my offensive...
We launch an offensive of 400,000 men, 20,000 of them with bazookas. Now I shall roll the dice.
Well umm that was unexpected. Now I will narrate the rp. The Melonese were easily able to take out a large number of Rodevs army due to bazooka men, the men with bazookas shot at large groups of Rodevian men. Our tanks also shot killing tons, but the soldiers of Rodevs would not go down without a fight, so the soldiers got the first gun which was most likely a pistol or a rifle. Most of Rodevs soldiers were tired from a late night of partying, so not may Rodevian soldiers were awake but the ones who were awake were good with their weapon so they still caused damage throughout our army.
Deaths:
Melon: 2,109
Melonese captured: 7
Rodevs: 13,796
Rodevians captured: 1,939
After that battle we marched further into the Global Watch held Iberia and found a small Lunorian prison camp. We all started to free the captured Lunorians and even found a not-very-famous Lunorian general, General Joe. We started to pack up when suddenly Rodevs soldiers ambushed us! Now lets roll the dice!!!
(Minus 1 for element of surprise)
The Rodevians attack harshly, not sparing any lives, but we also fight harshly. The Rodevians attack with surprise, and that does help them but in all, we win due to our sheer quantity of soldiers and in the end we succeed in fending off the ambush, but not without the loss of many Melonese soldiers.
Deaths:
Melonese: 1,807
Rodevians: 2,034
Lunorian prisoners: 29
After that we stop moving, but we do send all Lunorian prisoners and injured Melonese back to our lands.
Now for the maps
Before:
After:
Just so you know this was a little rushed.
Also Rodevs, do not try to void this because of any reason, I was very fair any rolled the dice fairly.
First of all, 200,000 with bazookas is unrealistic. Second of all, you forgot to minus 3 because of your low morale/supplies and you losing air and naval superiority. I did not break the treaty of Gibraltar as you kind of invaded this land.
I did not lie, and Rodevs, stop being a sore loser also I said 20,000 bazookas, I never said my military sucked
Also it was a land battle that was no where near the ocean so I did not need to minus naval superiority. My supplies are still booming as I have so many guns, ammo, and other weapons.
The naval superiority plays a fact because you are blockaded. I am not being a sore loser; you are an idiot as you don't even take anything into recognition!
This rp sucked. Your forces were already utterly destroyed in Caledonia, my attack was a surprise, and you were able to organize troops in like less than a Orbis week. I am voiding this.
Also, you had no War prisoners to rescue because my policy is to kill them. This was not a victory for Lunoria and nor will it be for you.
BUT THE BATTLES ARE NOWHERE NEAR LAND SO HOW CAN A NAVAL BLOCKADE AFFECT A BATTLE THAT TAKES PLACE ON LAND!!! ALSO YOU ONLY KILLED LIKE 100,000 OF MY TROOPS!!!
So Mr. I-am-so-smart don't you see how realistic this is. The Lunorian prison camp was actually a death camp but I was telling it through a soldiers eyes.
I think the idiot is you, my friend, and so what if our forces were utterly destroyed in Caledonia, I still had 650,000 more soldiers! And I am training 1 million soldiers.
RoDevs you have some explaining to do cause even if you get the -1 point from air superiority you lose this battle I’m completely ignoring the morality one because guess what no matter what we do you seem to have endless moral.
So with that being said you better explain cause it seems like you are the one being unfair
First of all, Caledonia was still a major morale thing. Second of all, my death camps aren't in Iberia because I am not stupid, and I don't wait to kill them. If they surrender, I take them and kill them. I would then burn their bodies.
FIRST OF ALL, MOST OF CALEDONIA'S MAIN CITIES IS ON THE COST! CAN YOU THINK MR. SMARTY!
Replies
Why you always lieing?
Ha! I am voiding this.
First of all, 200,000 with bazookas is unrealistic. Second of all, you forgot to minus 3 because of your low morale/supplies and you losing air and naval superiority. I did not break the treaty of Gibraltar as you kind of invaded this land.
I did not lie, and Rodevs, stop being a sore loser also I said 20,000 bazookas, I never said my military sucked
Also it was a land battle that was no where near the ocean so I did not need to minus naval superiority. My supplies are still booming as I have so many guns, ammo, and other weapons.
The naval superiority plays a fact because you are blockaded. I am not being a sore loser; you are an idiot as you don't even take anything into recognition!
This rp sucked. Your forces were already utterly destroyed in Caledonia, my attack was a surprise, and you were able to organize troops in like less than a Orbis week. I am voiding this.
Also, you had no War prisoners to rescue because my policy is to kill them. This was not a victory for Lunoria and nor will it be for you.
You shall pay, you virgin toddler
BUT THE BATTLES ARE NOWHERE NEAR LAND SO HOW CAN A NAVAL BLOCKADE AFFECT A BATTLE THAT TAKES PLACE ON LAND!!! ALSO YOU ONLY KILLED LIKE 100,000 OF MY TROOPS!!!
So Mr. I-am-so-smart don't you see how realistic this is. The Lunorian prison camp was actually a death camp but I was telling it through a soldiers eyes.
I think the idiot is you, my friend, and so what if our forces were utterly destroyed in Caledonia, I still had 650,000 more soldiers! And I am training 1 million soldiers.
Wait a minute Melon has a point
RoDevs you have some explaining to do cause even if you get the -1 point from air superiority you lose this battle I’m completely ignoring the morality one because guess what no matter what we do you seem to have endless moral.
So with that being said you better explain cause it seems like you are the one being unfair
First of all, Caledonia was still a major morale thing. Second of all, my death camps aren't in Iberia because I am not stupid, and I don't wait to kill them. If they surrender, I take them and kill them. I would then burn their bodies.
FIRST OF ALL, MOST OF CALEDONIA'S MAIN CITIES IS ON THE COST! CAN YOU THINK MR. SMARTY!
Jesus, do you even think?
You don’t take moral into account we don’t take it into account
At this point we should just peace out cause it’s going nowhere and at this point both sides can’t play fair or nice
Yeah lets just peace
all borders become the same before the war
(Except deckerton takes NSD land)
Prepares underground bunkers