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Llamas are better than alpacas, new poll shows

A recent poll shows that llamas score way higher than alpacas on everything, alpha male Randy claims it's not a coincidence

By Randy
07/08/2021 05:48 pm
Updated: 07/08/2021 05:54 pm

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CANNALETHO, PIMITIVO - A recent poll managed by the National Llama Promotional League, shows that the Pimitivo population prefer llamas over alpacas. When asked questions about which animal being superior, nearly every respondent answered that llamas were clearly superior to alpacas. Critics from the terrorist organization ALE (Anti-Llama Establishment) have claimed the poll to be rigged in the sense that only the llama population was allowed to answer. Alpha male Randy has deemed the poll legitimate, saying llamas are in fact superior. 


Posted July 08, 2021 at 6:10 pm

Have the llamas and alpacas fight to the death to find the truth 

Posted July 10, 2021 at 9:54 am

I mean duh, llamas win by a long shot.


-The Pimitivo Army hunting down ALE terrorists. 2021, colorized