Nation Bulletin

NOVAYA RIMSKAYA IMPERIYA

Happy Tanksgiving

That was not a Misspell.

By Rimskaya State Publication Committee (R.S.P.C.)
11/24/2022 11:10 am
Updated: 11/24/2022 11:10 am

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A very happy Thanksgiving to the Rimskayan people! Even though we are celebrating from the bunkers and halls of UnRoma, the holiday still holds the usual importance and joy in Rimskaya, and to honor the event, Democraticus has organized a little "special treat" for the day.

A Military Parade!

The soldiery that was available paraded within UnRoma, to the cheers of the population, having lost no hope or faith in our ability to win the war, if it can even continue. Democraticus gave a speech prior to the parade, stating Rimskaya does not intend to surrender, and will only accept victory or white peace.

A National Feast!

In line with our Socialist ideology, the less fortunate from the war and those less affected likewise gathered in the UnRoma replication of Novogo Rima, and the majority of the people in the entire nation enjoyed a state-sanctioned feast, fit with the usual Thanksgiving food, along with some Floridian and Caribbean classics, and of course, plenty of our world-famous cookies.

An Invasion!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen you read that right! The air force is en route to bomb the living hell out of Dreamistan, and test out our new defense against anti-air missiles fit on our planes, including sonar and heat-seeking disruption. Once they have been sufficiently beaten down, it will be followed up by the long-awaited ground invasion to liberate the people of Dreamistan from their tyrannical overlords and get vengeance for the nuking of our state. Democraticus stated he apparently "Doesn't give a fork" for the whole numbers thing and has put his faith in technological advantage once again, being unaware of Dreamistans' numbers.

Aboard the invasion fleet, there is reportedly also around 10 tons of cookies to be given out during the ground invasion, as a gift to help recover and repay for the absolute destruction of their nation (of course along with genuine meals too- a healthy Proletarian is a happy Proletarian), and show Dreamistans' people that Socialism really ain't all that bad, and can function as the closest thing to Utopia possible in human nature when used and run correctly.

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Posted November 24, 2022 at 3:16 pm

Also, expect Aequitas up no later than December 1st. It's finally happening :D

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Posted November 24, 2022 at 3:20 pm

December 1st, the day me and the retards i got grouped up with have to present our project which 99% of i did... (editing and planning while they just spoke from my script). 

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Posted November 24, 2022 at 3:46 pm

Merry thanksgivin!

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Posted November 24, 2022 at 11:49 pm

screw thanksgiving here in spain we don't celebrate that!

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Posted November 25, 2022 at 2:41 am

Happy thanksgiving my friend 

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