Where do we go From Here...?
By Rimskaya State Publication Committee (R.S.P.C.)
11/23/2022 09:57 pm
Updated: 11/23/2022 09:57 pm
It is with great pleasure that we announce Rimskaya has been successfully freed from the invaders and occupiers, and that our lands have been successfully restored. All maps are once again up to date and regional governments are being reinstated, as the colonies recover from a dark age of imperialism and tyranny, as well as landmark levels of poverty.
The question politicians are asking: What the hell do we do now?
Considering the nations of the world are once again in a heated discussion over what really IS fair in love and war, soldiers that were waiting to be deployed to Dreamistan, are now stuck in Central America without any orders. Here are some anonymous reports from the former frontline, with some insight into what the army is doing while the government figures out our next steps:
Yeah, I was really getting excited to beat the [REDACTED] out of them fascists, but then our commanding officer came and told us that the invasion had been called off on the grounds that 'The whole world has no idea what the [REDACTED] is going on'. So, me and the boys have just been sitting around playing card games and checking out the area... some of our squad members actually got hitched with the native Nicaraguan girls, so now many of us are hoping we actually don't have to go ever."
"Personally, I have no idea why this war even started, outside of the fact Dreamistan [REDACTED] nuked 2 of our cities, including the capital of course. Every time I ask someone it's always just 'a crusade against imperialism, fascism' yadda yadda yadda. I just wanna go home and see my kids: one of them is about to graduate high school. And here I am stuck in rural Latin America with nothing to do, but we can't leave because we're on 'active duty'. Bunch a [RECATED] if ya ask me."
"The navy was practically so disappointed that I had to order a dispatch of patrol boats to be sure none of the ships defected and started off on their own. All the soldiers have been rather upset in fact, either because they really wanted to sock it to the enemy, or because they just wanna go home. I can't blame them: I miss my home too, even though it was reduced to radioactive ash by Dreamistan. Hopefully the men at the top can find out our future orders soon, don't want anything turning rough out here. These are Socialists, always ready to disse- HEY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LETTING THEM GIRLS ON THE BASE LIEUTENANT!? I SWEAR TO FU- "(Audio cuts out)