Nation Bulletin


The invasion of Dreamistan


By the Lunar military
11/23/2022 04:42 am
Updated: 11/23/2022 04:42 am

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Repairs on the colony of New Guinea -- now under Lunar control -- are commencing at a rapid rate, far faster than expected. Many attribute this to the good conditions for workers on the island, including captured Dreamistani soldiers, who are being offered safe conditions despite being enemies of the nation.

However, some controversy has arisen over Luna's treatment of the soldiers, especially after the unspeakable acts of tyranny committed on our smaller coastal towns. The number of casualties in the devastating attack is currently unknown, though numbers are estimated to be high. Some claim that the only way to avenge the deaths of those lost in these attacks is to rather brutally kill the captured Dreamistani soldiers in New Guinea; however, others feel that the Dreamistani government was to blame for this attack and that soldiers who had no involvement with this specific battle should not be punished for the actions of their country.

The eventual decision -- after a very close Parliamentary vote -- was that the soldiers would remain in their current conditions, though further offensive actions would be taken against Dreamistan, including an invasion.

Lunar pilots launched a massive bombing of Dreamistan, utilizing both aircraft flying in from Luna and those stationed in New Guinea and targeting military bases as to avoid a potential retaking of the colony. After the bombing, Lunar troops entered and focused on the destruction of military bases; stockpiles of gasoline and munitions were also destroyed or looted, though unlike the recent Dreamistani attack, this was intentionally coordinated in a way that minimized civilian casualties, and civilians were not at all targeted.

This first phase of the attack was a Pyrrhic victory for the Lunar side, as, due to the nature of the battle, having a military target as opposed to a civilian one, there were more Lunar casualties than in prior attacks. The Dreamistani military put up a good fight and was able to overpower Lunar forces, almost pushing us out of the nation completely.

However, the tides of the battle changed when a second wave of Lunar forces entered, setting fire to three military bases and ravaging massive stockpiles of munitions necessary for tanks, guns and more. Small-scale EMP bombs were used to destroy aircraft and tanks in military bases. Altogether, these reinforcements allowed Luna a victory in this battle.

Civilian casualties are estimated to be low, as the primary purpose of the attack was to incapacitate the Dreamistani military, not to hurt innocent people; however, President Cressida Arpina has warned the Dreamistani government that further crimes against the people of Luna may result in more nuclear weapons or perhaps even other tactics that could further harm the Dreamistani populace.


Posted November 23, 2022 at 4:53 am

I wrote this around midnight, so I apologize for any errors...

Posted November 23, 2022 at 4:58 am

At least the enemy gets good care under your arms

Posted November 23, 2022 at 12:54 pm

BS  - aint no way you did this 

Posted November 23, 2022 at 12:57 pm

Yes, we did. You underestimate us...

Posted November 23, 2022 at 7:55 pm

BS, Im clearly more powerful and ur beating me in every battle, im done with rp, this shit so unrealistic, u wanna fight me in a real war?

Posted November 23, 2022 at 8:14 pm

Oh yeah, and you can definitely just invade Luna and murder a ton of our citizens because we absolutely have no coastal defenses at all-

Posted November 23, 2022 at 11:52 pm

well rp is realistic 1 nation can be smaller but still beat a bigger nation, like Russia and Ukraine. Ukraine should already be long gone but its just showed the world Russia is big and has many nukes but still is just an empty shell of corruption

Posted November 24, 2022 at 1:30 am

We're almost done reconsolidating; we'll be on our way soon. We don't need unrealistic weapons to defeat Dreamistan. Our State-of-the-Art armed forces shall do the tasks of victory just fine.

Posted November 24, 2022 at 4:23 am

And my monkeys with sticks and stones shall break peoples bones

Posted November 24, 2022 at 1:11 pm

Awww the drama