So apparently, RP has become very popular these days, and I, following the trend, decided to yolo and not listen during my math classes and write some random history of my nation. I also started grinding NS for a while now, and even though it's not the best representation of my nation, it's very similar: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new_banaland
Anyhow, I've decided to write my nation's history in a form of light novel-ish text because why not! :3 Also, since this is a game and not a light novel posting website, I'll only post half a chapter each time. I might not be able to post regularly cuz I have school and exams and another LN I'm writing so maybe if, for some reason, you find this very good or wtv (I doubt... This is some very bad quality text I wrote during math class), don't get mad at me for not posting regularly.
Another thing I'll say before you read: English is my third language, which means that the English level I'm using is not the best. I'm writing this for fun and to practice English writing so if you see any errors or things that I can change so that it will make this text better, pls tell me. :3
Have fun reading my trash text. And laugh at my weird mistakes
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When Bana opened his eyes, he saw nothing of what he thought he would be seeing. Fruitful trees, bushy bushes (lol), birds flying above his head... Shouldn't he be in class? He clearly remembered being in chemistry class because he knew that he fell asleep.
Why should he care about enthalpy variation and gas' kinetic energy... With his already trash grades in languages and math, the brightest future ahead of him that he could fathom was being a black corporate slave.
So why was he lying down on a bed of flowers in a forest he couldn't recognize? Did the teacher fail an experiment and explode the whole class? Is this... Heaven?
He sat up, visibly confused, and checked his body. No burns, no injuries. No fractures, and no members missing. He tried moving his legs and arms, his feet and hands. No visible problems.
Is this a dream? It just feels... Surreal. To make sure, he slapped his face.
Splack
Alright. So he's not dreaming. He stood up and walked slowly toward the sound of water that reached his ears. Unlike the polluted water on earth, this lake was, well...
It was clear, clearer than any body of water on Earth, but for some reason, the water was radiating. He approached slowly the lake's surface.
"Holy !@#$ why tf the whole lake is radioactive?! Did I land in some huge nuclear facility or what?!" he exclaimed.
He took a few steps back and watched his reflection from afar. Except for his right cheek being red, he looked the same as he remembered: Black hair hiding one of his eyes, black eyes, etc. The best word that could describe him was Edgy.
He wasn't really Edgy though, but he looked like it. It made people avoid him.
However, it didn't mean he didn't have any friends. He had this small club that other people liked calling "The Loners", consisting of a fat nerdy Asian with glasses as thick as the death of the phone case of an iPhone 13 Pro and a young french genius that looks like he was going to conquer everything in Europe with just his look. (Don't ask me why he is in the Loner's club, I don't know either.)
He also had a friend who was studying abroad, but since he will have a few chapters dedicated to him and him only, we are not going to talk about him now.
Anyways, Bana was now sitting under a tree and was thinking about life. This wasn't what he imagined in his previous life... He thought Isekaïs were supposed to have sexy goddesses and cute princesses, ahem--clear water and gentle breeze and beautiful nature sceneries. Wtf was this?! Toxic water? Where were his castles, medieval towns, villagers, elves, beastmen, and demons?
Deep in thought, he hasn't realized that weird pustules started appearing on his face. By the time he started feeling the ache, his cheeks were disfigured. When he saw his reflection again, he couldn't help but be disgusted.
"So I've been walking on some toxic ground?! Shouldn't there be a sign somewhere saying I shouldn't be here or what?!"
As he stared at his ugly face and screamed and complained about the radioactive ground, as if god was mocking him and decided that he should take a dip in the lake, his glasses fell into the water.
Although his case wasn't as severe as his Asian friend, he still couldn't see five meters ahead of him without glasses. He stood near the lake, wondering about whether or not he should go fish them or just live with it.
Suddenly, an extremely buffed man surged from the waters, splashing the liquid on Bana and provocating immediate radioactive reactions upon touching his skin.
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