Nation Bulletin

disease and war

Live from the situation room

By Banana News
11/08/2022 06:33 pm
Updated: 11/08/2022 06:35 pm

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Good morning Amerlca, we have some interesting news for you today, first a virus is spreading around that Joe Bidin calls banana pox after the sacred banana fell down to a nuclear blast allegedly causing the banana pox. Also Joe bidin has announced that by the end of this year he will have five nukes in the military inventory. In other words BananaHub has skyrocketed in business after the pandemic no one has anything to do. a new serial killer has just been rumored to have been shot and a gun fight after he attempted to assassinate Joe bidin, he had 69 bullet holes in him