"Hello? Is anyone there? I'm calling from the nation of N0>@^@ R$F$R in the realm of N@T!0N$T@0&$, there's a freaking zombie apocalypse happening right now!
I mean granted it seems to happen every year around the date of October 30th, but that's not the point!
We need help! The world is getting more and more infected, despite the best attempts by the regions to cure the disease, some ever siding WITH the undead beasts! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?
Look, our state is in T;& !NT&RN@T!N@L, but every region needs help! Please! We only have about 3 days until this all just magically ends and this message that is taking literally 0.1 joules of energy to transmit will mean nothing!
Here, I'll try and send a link to our global center for handling the situation, [REDACTED] consider coming over maybe? It's free! Legit!
But of course, if not, it's fine, we ca- OH SHI-
[SIGNAL LOST]
The NRI does not endorse whoever tf just hacked our state publication system and why they bothered posting it, nor where they come from or what they want. It's an advertisement for Dreemurr's sake! How dare they use a Communist state for adverts!?
Aaaaanyways, back to the shadows.
(Slowly steps back into a dark closet and closes the door. A light is visible from under the door. Technoblade can be heard.)
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screw Z-Day NationStates, this is politics and war!
The NRI would like to officially endorse Dauchh Palki's announcement and have sent a transmission back to those of this foreign realm that if they ever try this again, we're going over there ourselves.
lmao
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=dauchh_palki
Meanwhile-
I'm just confused about what's happening in NationStates- (I've only played for a month and a half or so and I don't know what to do with the zombie apocalypse...)