Good morning, Maghrebis! Last turn's night, the Unifier Gopnik gave a speech at 21:30 according to GMT+1 timezone. It was an announcement for a new policy. He said:
Good evening, Maghrebis. Days after announcing the food policy, the government noticed a significant increase in the joblessness rate. It is obvious that this was due to people getting lazy and wanting to only consume without producing. In the Qur'an which is the Holly book we follow to announce new laws in the union, there's a verse that says, قال الله تعالى: فَإِذَا قُضِيَتِ الصَّلَاةُ فَانْتَشِرُوا فِي الْأَرْضِ وَابْتَغُوا مِنْ فَضْلِ اللَّهِ وَاذْكُرُوا اللَّهَ كَثِيرًا لَعَلَّكُمْ تُفْلِحُونَ. This proves that working is a must in Islam therefore it is a must in our society. So, this is the new policy: starting from July 15th 2081, all healthy males, once they get into university, must get a part-time job. And, once they graduate, they must get a full-time job. Whether it is enlisting in the army, becoming an engineer for Maghrebi car companies or even a bauxite miner, it'll count as long as they work properly. Or else, food will not be given to them.
That is all for today. Goodnight, maghrebis
To sum up, every healthy Maghrebi male adult needs to get a job, or else the food policy will not apply on him.
That is all for this turn. We wish you, Maghrebis, a great day إن شاء الله
