CAPSLOCKIA CONSIDERING USING PRE-EMPTIVE NUCLEAR STRIKE ON REPUBLIC OF PERUVIA (10/24/22)

CAPSLOCKIA, HAVING ENGAGED IN CONFLICT WITH SEVERAL DEPLORABLE AGGRESSIVE NATIONS IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS HAS DECIDED TO START THE PAPERWORK TO HAVE A MEETING ABOUT CONSIDERING A SECOND MEETING ABOUT USING NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON THE REPUBLIC OF PERUVIA. 

ON MONDAY, 10/24, DEAR LEADER CAPSLOCKIUS SENT A GENEROUS OFFER TO THE INCOHERENT ROGUE LOWERCASE REPUBLIC OF PERUVIA. IN THIS OFFER, CAPSLOCKIA DEMANDS SATISFACTION, OR ELSE IT WILL USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. THE CITIZENS OF CAPSLOCKIA CHEERED THIS NEWS. A FEW ANTI-WAR PROTESTERS MADE A SHOW, BUT THEY WERE QUICKLY GATHERED BY THE CAPSLOCK SAFETY POLICE TO BE SENT TO CAPSLOCK RE-EDUCATION AND COMPASSION CAMPS. WE MUST STOP THE SPREAD OF LOWERCASE AND ANTI-GOVERNMENT IDEAS. 

THE WORLD EAGERLY AWAITS 4 MORE DAYS TO PASS, TO UNCOVER IF THE PAPERWORK TO HAVE A MEETING ABOUT CONSIDERING A SECOND MEETING ABOUT USING NUCLEAR WEAPONS WILL CONCLUDE IN A YES VOTE.