Lettuce rejoice
By Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
10/23/2022 12:03 am
Updated: 10/23/2022 12:07 am
Faming Tsar Liz Truss has resigned from the government of Northumbria.
Truss crashed the nations' finances after hosting a cheese board party witth friends. The party got out of hand, and spent double the health service budget on some very expensive imported cheeses.
In an attempt to plug the financial black hole, Truss invested taxpayer money in a Lettuce farm. Before the investment could yeild results however, news of her exploits got out and the markets reacted.
In a statement, Truss said "Even though I am resigning today, my career is looking up. In December, I'll be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets."
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Another one bites the dust, and another one gone and another gone and another one bites the dust.