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Edition #9 Pg. 1

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Table of Contents

Pg. 1-Intro, Ad, Table

Pg. 2-New Features, Petition to Alex, Dauchh’s Countryball Comic

Pg. 3- Economy Report (Sultan Derent), Fun Facts (Piotr Heat)

Pg. 4- MEMES ASSEMBLE (Parnu), Sports Section (ZeFronc)

Pg. 5-Like Goal, Comment Poll, The End

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New Features: 

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This week's like goal prize is still going strong at 5.5 MILLION DOLLARS! 

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Petition to Alex

Dear Alex,

 I am a minor speaking out after having to participate in a mass report campaign to remove United Cumin, which took 30 minutes according to witnesses. The sheer time taken to ban this horrible nation makes me uncomfortable. Do we expect such a response, even if there is a malicious person who posts abhorrent content on bulletin boards than what United Cumin posted?

The last time was approximately an hour, and this time was definitely an improvement from previously. However, it is a considerable show of inefficiency by the moderation team, because such a large and active community deserves better and faster response.

Perhaps is it possible to make the moderation team better? Perhaps it is possible to make a better nation creation system? Can there be any solution to this problem of ban evasion?

Another problem similar to this is swearing. One can easily bypass censorship by writing the word in capital letters, yet words like "s-e-x" in which I tried to describe biological differentiation of human genders was censored.

I get it, the game is not for children. This game is for a PG-13 audience, but when people can openly use swear words and not get detected at many times, it is a problem. Can you please possibly work better regarding all of these instances I have mentioned above?

By Brusham

Dauchh’s Countryball Comic

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Economy Report with Sultan Derent

The pain of producing aluminum (3.3 million for 772 bauxite? that's insane)

snfh, Okay, let's move on to the economy section!

Alex 10 million years ago introduced resources into PnW, and now, he's rolling in cash because of it. If only I could…

That's what this section is for, for you to keep track of economic news every week with your glorious, famed host Sultan Derent!

Let's start!

Munitions, our old friend, hasn't changed and sits at $1800

Foods dropped by about 35 dollars to $140

Gasoline also hasn't changed much at $2600

Coal has a $300 increase to $2500

Oil, AGAIN SITS EXACTLY AT $2000 once again!

And, Iron has increased by $200 to $2500

If you read the above section, you are probably the most mundane person to ever exist

Uranium's spike was short-lived once again and is back to its glorious price of $3000

Lead has dropped ANOTHER $100 to $3100. Maybe it'll drop even more?

Bauxite, as stated in the picture above, is still wildly expensive at $4400

Steel, arguably the most important resource, stays the same at $3600 for a record of 3 whole weeks!

And aluminum still sits at $3400
 

Cmon, PnW, do I need to say this? INVEST. IN. BAUXITE. This monster hasn't dropped and is speculated to not drop in the coming weeks. Let's mine and become the richest people in existence!

Fun Facts

By Piotr Heat

How's it going, young men, women, and androids? Did you know these six shocking fun facts?
 

1. Did you know that Karla Soyokov of The People's Democratic Republic of Cossakia is a working student? Like all his colleagues, he also goes to school. He schools in the day and becomes Premier at night.
 

2. In the The Garledan People, the last verifiable “author of all ages” who can tell the future through prophecy, lives on.

3. Dauchh Palki has a waterpark franchise with 7 locations nation-wide, the franchise is named Schlongg.

4. Free People of North America is home to a city named Turd Furguson Wuz Here which was the result of a peace deal!
 

5. Every year on 27 November at 9:32 AM, all the citizens of the Republic of Winners stay silent for 1 minute to remember the terror attacks.

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 Edition #9 Pg. 4

MEMES ASSEMBLE!

Sports

By ZeFronc

Thanks for reading the 9th edition of OOW!!!!

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Welcome back y'all, let's talk about some sports. There really hasn't been a lot of events going on in Orbis, but let's touch up on what has happened so far.

The OIFA Champions League will start sometime this year. Some more information about the OIFA Champions League.

- The Champions League is based on a club competition, meaning everyone will be in clubs.

- There will be groups of 3 clubs. 

- Only the group winners are guaranteed spot in knockout rounds. 

- All clubs will play each other twice, home and away. 

- Dreamistan will host the finals. This is pretty much it for now. Cya! 

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  Edition #9 Pg. 5

LIKE GOAL: 18

If you like and comment on this week's OOW you have the chance to win 5.5 MILLION BIG ONES!!! If we reach (or surpass, anything is possible) our goal of 18 likes then you could be that one lucky commenter who wins the prize! GOOD LUCK!

Comment Polls

Comment Poll this week is a fun one. Answer it with a yes or no and then if you'd like, elaborate on why. "Do you think that PnW needs better moderation as stated in our feature section Petition to Alex?" I'm interested in seeing what you think. 

The End

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