The government managed to do something...
Due to the Chaos Insurgency's threats -- bombing us and causing massive damage to our allies in the Caribbean -- the three of us, as the current leaders -- co-Presidents? -- of Luna, have decided to make the first move. With the help of our long-range missiles, which were initially developed to use against the United Anarchist Nations back when Luna was invaded by them-
Freya Archer: Come on, we should have just hit them with those ballistic missiles-
Cressida Arpina: One, that's IRRELEVANT, Freya, and two, NO, we made peace with them and that's what matters!
Lucian Frost: WOULD YOU TWO QUIT YOUR ARGUING AND GET BACK ON TASK?
ahem- I was saying that, we used our long-range missiles to target the Chaos Insurgency's military bases and destroy a large number of their aircraft so that they can't hit Rimskaya or Luna.
As a government -- albeit temporary -- we would like to protect our allies, even if we were not the ones who declared this war, nor are we the ones who have fought most of it, so, as Ari Valoris would say...
"Attacks on our allies will not be tolerated!"
FA: Why are we quoting the President?
LF: Valoris isn't even the President, we are.
FA: "We are the President?" That makes absolutely ZERO sense!
CA: GUYS, CALM DOWN, we're trying to do something here! We just need to QUIT GETTING INTO ALL THESE FIGHTS AND BE A GOOD GOVERNMENT FOR ONCE!
LF + FA: Alright, sure. Finally, something you say that we actually agree with.
The Chaos Insurgency shall pay for their actions, and we will prevail over the nations attacking us! With the help of our Parliament and our allies in Florida and the Caribbean, we will stand strong and never let them defeat us.
Glory to Luna and Rimskaya!
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That is the best governmental working I ever seen! -NDOO
You're very wrong, Chaos Insurgency, we'll be the ones destroying you.
And, RoDevs, it's what happens when you have three leaders with absolutely different ideologies trying to work together...
chuckles